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found this on the web:


10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her 比萨, 比萨饼 cut into six pieces 或者 twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did 你 get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office 厨房 one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...

由 a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much 更多 successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why 费雷德 and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
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(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take 评论 asking 问题 from the last episode and answer them in the 下一个 article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope 你 enjoy our third episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(By now it's pretty much a rule that every episode will come out 10 days after the last one. Seriously, the first one was made 20 days ago, the 秒 was made 10 days ago, and here I am making it right now. Coincidence? Ah, whatever. XD)

And now, it's shout-out time! Here is a special thank 你 to all the people who...

I want everyone who is having a bad 日 to feel better and everyone who is having a good 日 to feel better. The cure is 小狗 and dogs, who are cute. Just click the picture if 你 want a closer look at the awesomeness of 狗 ( 或者 if 你 just want to make the picture larger)

That poor girl, but 嘿 a dog gotta go when they gotta go. Hopefully your 日 is going better than hers.




你 will never see the 皮克斯 lamp the same way again.




The poor dog is in a cage, but 嘿 at least he is trying to get out. 10 dog treats for him.




That is just wrong, 你 do not steal another dogs...