True story

swords are very much like computers in a lot of ways. The first one being that both can be used to harm people. A computer can send out viruses and be used as tools to hack other computers, they can also be placed in murder weapons like 枪 and missiles to make them 火, 消防 and kill 由 themselves. a sword can be used to hurt 或者 even kill people.
the 秒 way is they can help people. a computer can be used to contact long 迷失 老友记 and to help with some complicated tasks, some can even save lives like the one computer that calculated its way around the moon to use its gravity to save the astronauts...

Me:
are 你 the real god
God:
Are 你 doubting me? Don't 你 know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no what happend ... father
God:
Are 你 serious? Are 你 testing me? That input matched my default category.
Me:
testing testing no not me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
no im not god
God:
Who are 你 asking about? I am glad to hear that 你 are not god.
Me:
but are we all not god
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
if 你 are god prove it
God:
I could be. I don't know whether 或者 not I am god prove it.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
i thought god 或者 G.O.D was a Great Orange...