Ranma 1/2 (Ranma and Akane)

Have 你 ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this 文章 is right for you! Hahaha. 你 know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that 你 have to go to the bathroom, and that 你 think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are 你 doing okay in there?". To make it even 更多 annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...

Well, I opened up my mailbox the other 日 and pulled out a letter adressed to me from some...person named "Kether Smith". And first thing I thought was "Kether.... that's a weird name!" but I opened up the letter anyway hoping that this "Kether" was a secret admierer 或者 something sending me some money, but insted, the letter 说 (word for word! I'm typing this strait out of the letter!)

Dahlia,
    I know that you’ll want to come looking for me, but don’t. I’m not worth it. 你 remember that 项链 I gave you? That holds some of my power within it, so it’s okay...

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Naboo, six months before the events of The Empire Strikes Back.

Human 49: Attention Naboo. Ceci est un message important. La rébellion prévoit une invasion. Ils nous aideront à sortir l'empire de notre planète. (Attention Naboo. This is an important message. The Rebellion is planning an invasion. They will help us push the empire out of our planet.)

Meanwhile, far from Yavin 4, hundreds of Mon Calamari Starships were travelling with blockade runners, Rebel Transports, U-Wings, Y-Wings,...