LOL-SO TRUE!

1) The Hard man act - guys will put on an act of being hard for 2 reasons: a) They are with mates and having some banter. If ther is banter, there is Hard man acting. b) They fancy you. Some guys will try to give the impression that they are strong, athletic etc. But this is only one way of a guy trying to impress you. If a guy does not do this, it doesn't mean he doesn't fancy you. (see 2)

2) Guys will be sensitive. A guy will be mature and caring around 你 if he fancies you. He wants to 显示 he's not just thinking about sex, and is after a meaningful relationship. He wants to present himself...

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2.pretend 你 have a 随意 obsession of llamas and tell everybody about it and talk only about llamas for the 下一个 few days and buy all sorts of 骆驼, 美洲驼 related stuff then one 日 dont say anything about llamas and when ppl ask why say "when was i obsessed with llamas?theyre ugly!but i loooovee hippos!"repeat the process several 更多 times
3.after anybody says something say "thats what she said"
4.in a movie theater put your feet up on the chair in front of 你 so no one sits there
5.in a movie theater if someone sits down say "that seats reserved" even if it isnt
6.laugh during sad...