I'M AVENGING MY TUMBLR DASHBOARD

1) Go to Souper Salad, Fill a cup with Ice Cream and put oreo 饼干 with 浓情巧克力 Syrup in it. Mix well with a spoon and enjoy. (I did that today :p)

2) Get 牛奶 and put in a 浓情巧克力 bar. Let it rest for 5 分钟 and then freeze it for 1 hour. Enjoy.

3) Go to the store and buy a bucket. Fill it with ice cubes made of milk. Put in 浓情巧克力 powder. Churn and enjoy.

4) Go to walmart and open up one fresh bucket of VANILLA ICE CREAM. Go to the spoon section and put in 浓情巧克力 syrup into the ice cream. Mix well and enjoy.

5) Get a job at an ice cream shop. Ask if 你 can work the ice cream...

LMAO!
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here 你 go! =P

A 蜗牛 can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An 象, 大象 is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, 你 have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, 由 taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally...