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1. 你 look up pictures of the person all the time.

2. 你 can't stop thinking of the person.

3. 你 dream about marrying the person.

4. 你 drool everytime 你 watch them sing.

5. 你 have a giggle fit everytime they take their 衬衫 off.

6. 你 have a million pictures of the person.

7. 你 want to meet the person 更多 then anything.

8. 你 know their songs 由 heart.

9. 你 dream of 接吻 them.

10. 你 want to kill anybody who makes fun of that person.

11. 你 watch 视频 with that person in it all the time.

12. 你 have them as your icon.

13. 你 would die for them.

User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: The game.

User: Aww damnnit!

Cleverbot: Are 你 a furry?

User: No are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: I am an engineer.

User: So do 你 work for skynet.

Cleverbot: No I work for Chiquita Bananas.

User: So do 你 know 耶稣 由 any chance.

Cleverbot: Actually, yes, I am indeed a computer, but I wouldn't say 'only' a computer... Do 你 know how powerful a computer can be?

User: Thats not relevant to anything I said.

Cleverbot: I was answering your question.

User: No 你 were ranting about how awesome 你 were. I asked if 你 had met Jesus.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot how awesome I am. ?

User: Are 你 retarded.

Cleverbot: Hot 香蕉 milkshake.