LoL- So True!

(Taken from 1069@urbandictionary.com)

**The Ghost Shit**
-The kind where 你 feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.

**The Clean Shit**
-The kind where 你 feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.

**The Wet Shit**
-You wipe your 屁股 fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So 你 end up putting toilet paper between your 屁股 and your underwear so 你 don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

**The 秒 Wave Shit**
-This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and 你 suddenly realize...

I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her 首页 because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away...