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LoL-So True!

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随意

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哈哈

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SMILE!

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哈哈

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Bad Boy

posted by chihirofujiaki

Remember the feelings, remember the day...
My stone 心 was breaking, my 爱情 ran away.
This moment, I knew I would be someone else!
My 爱情 turned around and I felt....

Be my bad boy! Be my man!
Be my weekend lover, but don't be my friend.
You can be my bad boy, but understand,
That I don't need 你 in my life again.

Would 你 be my bad boy; be my man!
Be my weekend lover, but don't be my friend.
You can be my bad boy, but understand,
That I don't need 你 again.
No, I don't need 你 again.

Bad boy!

You once made this promise to stay 由 my side...
But after some time, 你 just pushed me aside!
You never...

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Most weird come backs

posted by hetaliaitaly

1. Why don't 你 go hump a teddy 或者 something.

2. Stuff it up ya jumper.

3. go eat a dog shit

4. go suck ya mum

5. die block head

6. stick ya head in a feed bag

7. yo dawg go eat ya chum

8. yah smell like a fart

9. i may be dumb but im not stupid

(ok i know some of these are mean and some i would never use and i can add some 更多 if u wan't me to I CAN ADD A MILLION 更多 MUWAHAHAAAAAAAAA ............................................................................................................HAVE A NICE DAY)

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随意 facts!!!!!!!!!!

posted by kinga10111

..... 随意 Facts .....

If 你 have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, 你 have $1.19. 你 also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the 林肯 Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest 随意 speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties...

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Zodiac:Gemini

posted by KitkatKaysa

Gemini.
Your element: Air
Your ruling planets: Mercury
Symbol: The Twins
Your stone: Aquamarine
Life Pursuit: To explore a little bit of everything.
Vibration: Intense mental energy
Gemini's Secret Desire: To be ahead of the crowd

Description:
In ancient Greek mythology, Gemini's ruler - Mercury, was the light-footed messenger of the gods who darted back and forth across the heavens delivering news - which might explain why those born under the sign of the 'Twins' are always on the move; thirsty for knowledge and new experiences. Terminally curious and sometimes even mischievous, Geminis are...

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Cleverbot

posted by taytrain97

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Like omg totally! :.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Are 你 really?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Can 你 speak french?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I'm bored of 你 now.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: What is your feeling about the universe?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Why thank you.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: 你 are a teen girl?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I thought 你 were adam?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Nooo!!!!...

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really cheesy pickup lines

posted by SaitoSaturno

1. I've got my 图书馆 card and im checking 你 out.
2.If I could rearrange thealphabet Id put U and I together.
3. Are 你 wearing 太空 pants? Cuz your butt is out of this world!
4. Hey, girl scout, those 饼干 for sale?
5. 你 must be a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you.
6. Are 你 a Pokemon? Cuz I wanna Pikachu!
7. I'd keep 你 in isle 7; that's where we keep the hot tomales
8. So is it hard?
9. 你 wanna hot dog to go with those buns? (LOL)
10. Do 你 like it? You're job? Is it really hard? (gotta think dirty)