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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when 你 say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. 你 look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and 你 never get tired of being with us.
4. I 爱情 你 and only you.-Well, 你 guys get the picture.
5. I will be with 你 forever.
6. 你 have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. 你 shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for 你 to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. 你 look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and 你 never get tired of being with us.
4. I 爱情 你 and only you.-Well, 你 guys get the picture.
5. I will be with 你 forever.
6. 你 have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. 你 shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for 你 to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when 你 want to get kicked out of the DMV. 由 Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy 下一个 to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over 由 a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people 下一个 to 你 look at 你 funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down 下一个 to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your 最喜爱的 显示 the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big 显示 number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy 下一个 to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over 由 a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people 下一个 to 你 look at 你 funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down 下一个 to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your 最喜爱的 显示 the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big 显示 number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
