How do 你 stalk?

added by pEnELoPe3six

Source: somewhere far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far away

How would 你 stalk him/her? Oh, secretly go to his/her room. Wait..what?

link

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随意

funny

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sada963 All things are difficult before they are easy. [img]http://www.keyforex.info/iPad.gif[/img]

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Things Girls Should Say When A Guy Flirts With 你 XD

posted by CourtneyFan17

Man: Where have 你 been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen 你 someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this 座位 empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if 你 sit down.

Man: Your place 或者 mine?
Woman: Both. 你 go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do 你 do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: 嘿 baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do 你 like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...

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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF 你 DON'T PASS THIS ON 你 DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All 日 long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

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xXx The Rules Of 爱情 xXx

posted by rAsberrStrarS

吻乐队（Kiss） On The Lips-I 爱情 You
吻乐队（Kiss） On The Ear-You Are Special
吻乐队（Kiss） On The Nose-Laughter
吻乐队（Kiss） On The Cheek-Friendship
吻乐队（Kiss） On The Forehead-I Comfort You
吻乐队（Kiss） On The Neck-I Want You
吻乐队（Kiss） On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
吻乐队（Kiss） Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender 吻乐队（Kiss） On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I 迷失你

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My 最佳, 返回页首 20 最喜爱的 animated couples

posted by deathchick9

Miku and Kaito

20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there 音乐 videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I 爱情 them 更多 then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.

Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I 爱情 these two they start out hating each other then become close 老友记或者 maybe more...I'd like to think so....

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问题 a Perverted Boyfriend Might Ask 或者 Do, and What Your Anwsers Can Be If 你 Are Like Me

posted by MidnaTikal8223

1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would 你 mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs 你 and takes a little something off 你 would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are 你 sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If 你 say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all 你 want, not like I care if 你 are 或者 aren't...As long as 你 don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...

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最喜爱的 Quotes.

posted by Mallory101

Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him 或者 erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If 你 want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go 前锋, 期待 when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...

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Nature

added by Rodz

Source: wallpaperstock

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Killer 薄煎饼, 煎饼

added by tabithasb13

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added by dramaqueen00

Source: I don't remember.....

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cute guy pied 3

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shoo da whoop sparta style

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It'd be nice to be skinny

posted by energizerbunny

No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, 你 can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks

If 你 wanna gain a little weight all 你 have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!

No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks 你 what your size is 或者 how much 你 weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror

I mean when 你 think of women 你 think of Petite. Right??

I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol

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A Review for INVADER ZIM 由 Johnen Vasquez

posted by thetacoman

Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the 显示 is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If 你 look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the 比萨, 比萨饼 Hog", 或者 perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...

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Are 你 online too much?

posted by cute20k

Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells 你 a joke and 你 say "LOL".

3. 你 watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. 你 have called out someone's screen name while making 爱情 to your significant other.

5. 你 keep begging your 老友记 to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. 你 have to get a 2d phone line just so 你 can call 比萨, 比萨饼 Hut.

9. 你 go into labour and 你 stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...

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20 Funny 语录

posted by invadercalliope

I hope 你 enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and 你 failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail 你 out of jail, a best friend will be sitting 下一个 to 你 saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the 支撑, 海岸 like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made 你 smile
8:Clear as a 钟, 贝尔 my nody 说 "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...

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I'm bored, so here are 34 随意 facts about me.

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

34 随意 facts about me..:)

1. My name is Emily.

2. I will always stick up for what I beleive in.

3. I really want a pet that's not a fish.

4. Cheryl Cole is my idol and inspiration.

5. 音乐 is my life.

6. I 爱情 to sing and songwrite.

7. I can do interesting things with my lips (yeah, my lips...)

8. I 爱情 to dance, act and sing.

9. I play guitar.

10. A lot of people pick on me at school, but I also have the most amazing friends, and they mean the world to me.

11. I 爱情 to write poems.

12. I want to be an actor, singer 或者 dancer when I'm older.

13. 街, 街道 dancing is the most amazing feeling.

14. I'm...

3

Higurashi no Naku Koro ni - OP lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

When 你 turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If 你 have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
你 cannot turn back anymore

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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai

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The Worlds Greatest Song Tribute Lyrics

posted by wolfgirl985

*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*

So, long 以前 me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and 说 "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years 或者 so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...

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What's the difference bewteen 老友记 and Best friends?

posted by -RandomChick-

FRIENDS: Lend 你 their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat 或者 drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why 你 have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents 由 Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, 由 Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail 你 out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting 下一个 to 你 sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen 你 cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else 你 cried...just laugh about it with 你 in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...