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19 Ways To Be Offensive At a Funeral

posted by TeamSongz4eva

**I got this from the internet again but i do not see why 你 would want to be offensive at a funeral..but anywho this reminds me of Death At A Funerla^^**

1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.

2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until 你 find your contact lens.

3.Punch the body and tell people he hit 你 first.

4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of 你 shaking hands with the deceased.

6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.

7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're...

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A stupid story to read

posted by moolah

Isaleia stepped stupidly out into the upset sunshine, and admired Jason's leg. "Ah," she sighed, "That's an angry sight."

Jason climbed off the cell phone and walked idioticly across the 草 to greet his lover. Isaleia patted Jason on the wrist and then tried to throw him lovingly, but without success.

"That's all right," Jason said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not terrible," Isaleia. "Not as terrible as the time we threw in a trench."

Jason nodded huskily. "We were yucky back in those days."

"Our arms were younger, and we had a lot 更多 fun with them," Isaleia said. "Everything seems...

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Science Class II

posted by TDIlover226

I link wrote about my 随意 and creepy class mates in my science class. I wrote down what they 说 today in my notebook today.
Their randomness is the result of the 15 分钟 of talking that we get before each class ends.
We're in 2nd hour, so 由 then we've gotten very bored with our day, crave lunch, have to pee (8D) so we distract ourselfs 由 saying the most 随意 things that we can think about until the 钟, 贝尔 rings.

Lunneman = The science teacher. He'll be retiring 下一个 year. 你 can definitely tell why.

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James: *Walks in after being...

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HOW TO STRENGTHEN YOUR NAILS?

posted by ShiningsTar542

If 你 like to always have your nails looking good, we are sure that 你 feel frustrated when they chip and break.

If 你 want to know how to get stronger nails, then pay attention to these useful tips. They work!

File your nails: Every week 你 need to file 你 nails. Why? Because when 你 file your nails your body receives the message that it is time to regenerate your nails again. When this happens, the nail comes through stronger and in this way, will last longer.

Don't use too much polish: At least a couple of days a week go without polish and give your nails time to breathe.

Don't paint straight on the nail: Before painting your nails, use one 涂层, 外套 of clear nail protecter first. This will help strengthen your nails and give them needed nutrients.

Oil: Use almond, baby 或者橄榄 oil on your nails after 你 have removed polish. You'll see how healthy this makes your nails!

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3 nurses play jokes on a doctor

posted by jessicamc26

Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The 秒 nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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weirdness from inside my mind

posted by orangeturnip

weirdness from inside my mind

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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody 说 it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
熊猫 are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.

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How to Say No Without Feeling Guilty!!!!!!

posted by jodith

Ok..i know some of us 或者 most of us say NO then we feel guilty 4 sayin' it..well that happens..well her some 建议 4 saying No w/felling guilty:

*Are 你 chronically overcommitted? Rushing from one task to another,
with no time for yourself? The key is to have a strong vision of what
you want to say yes to. Then you'll feel far 更多 confident saying no.

1-Decide which activities 你 truly love. If 你 stay focused on those things, then the 下一个 time 你 are asked to volunteer 或者 get involved in a time-consuming activity, just check in. If the request takes 你 too far from what 你 are already...

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canada!!! ( if your not canadian 你 wont get the joke.)

posted by huugh

One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could 你 pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? 说 the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.

Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.

Hope that made 你 laugh.

Here are 2 随意 facts:
They don't sell Smarties 或者 Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.

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Story of a Vampire girl ch 2

posted by Fangirl99

Chapter 2:the mysterious sign

Vanessa Colorado of Waysway school was going to her locker to get her stupid homework. She was tried,in pain,and achy. She thought it was just a cold,but it was a lot worse than she knew. “oh,look who the cat dragged in,”said Susan,the meanest chic in school.

“shut up,ok?”Vanessa 说 sternly. “im in a really bad mood.”

“why? Cause 你 realized your having a bad hair day?”katie asked. the 3 laughed.

“hey!leave her alone!”called out kylie,who was walknig to her locker.

“oh,look,im so scared,what are 你 gonna do about it?”taunted susan.

“thats...

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Mysterious 爱情 chapter 6

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love
-chapter six-

As we walked down the hall he looked like he wanted too say something but he didnt.
So I said"Is there somthing wrong,do I look bad 或者 somthing?"
no 你 look beautiful dont ever think 你 are not the prettyest thing in the world" He said
"I am sorry." He said...

"For what mathew?"I said
"For upsetting you." "You didnt dont worry" I said

By then we had reached the art room when the teacher 说 "Class 你 will need a piece of paper."
We both sat down in our seats and took out a piece of paper and then the teacher 说 "I want 你 to draw what ever 你 feel in your heart.What...