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posted by nmdis

TELL ME SOMETHING I DON”T KNOW
Everybody tells me that it's so hard to make it
Its so hard to break in, there's no way to fake it
Everybody tells me that it's wrong what I'm feeling
I shouldn't believe in the dreams that I'm dreaming
I hear it every day, I hear it all the time
I'm never gonna amount to much
But they're never gonna change my mind, no!
Tell me, tell me, tell me something I don't know
Something I don't know, something I don't know
Tell me, tell me, tell me something I don't know
Something I don't know, something I don't know
How many inches in a mile, what it takes to make 你 smile
Teach...

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随意 DERP story

posted by TotalDramaFan60

It all started when Chloe was in the 厨房 making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these 纸杯蛋糕 in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see

THE END

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Chapter-8: My life... (Teen Fiction)

posted by nivi20997

Rachel's POV:

He was ready to tell me something.

Asking me how come I know that? He patted the place 下一个 to me.

That means that he wants to say me something.

Ha. I know him better than hos friends. I think.

He inhaled and exhaled air and opened his eyes to look through my eyes and speak.

"I have a girlfriend named, Ruby. I guess 你 might have met her at the cafeteria at school." He said.

Yeah, I think that's the girl who slapped me and asked me nit to talk with Andrew.

I slowly nodded.

"Did she hurt 你 very badly? Sorry. I came to know that just now."

"No, that's okay..." I 说 trailing off.

"Erm......

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最佳, 返回页首 10 coolest cars

posted by Seanthehedgehog

IDK why, but I guess I'll be 写作 certain 最佳, 返回页首 10 文章 for anything. That's pretty much what I've been doing so far. Anyway, here's my 最佳, 返回页首 10 最喜爱的 cars of all time

10. Honda S2000

It's a nice sports car, with racing modifications, it could be a fairly good race car. Not only in video games, but in real life as well.

9. Dodge Charger

I'm not talking about those new chargers, though ther are cool. The charger on this list, is the one from the late 60's. This is one of the best muscle cars anyone can get their hands on. It has been featured in many 电影院 with car chases that are liked...

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My life... : Chapter-5 (Teen Fiction)

posted by nivi20997

Rachel’s POV:

That evening while leaving school, I heard girls talking about beauty contest that was going to take place in another two weeks.

All I wanted to do was to go 首页 right now and complete 阅读 Julius Caesar book.

What a good plan Mark Antony had towards the assassinators!

As usual, I got my locker cleaned and walked towards the cafeteria to have a sip of coffee.

Enjoying my coffee, I sat down and heard someone call out my name.

I just turned back and saw the angel.

Announcement to ladies and gentlemen: Andrew was calling out my name.

He came closer to me and 说 “I want to talk...

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My life... (A teen fiction)

posted by nivi20997

Rachel's POV:

Hi guys, my name is Rachel Stewart. I have got a huge crush on Andrew Fedrer, the guy 下一个 door from the very first 日 he saved my life from a poisonous snake. But later only I came to know that he did that to attract Vanessa Han.
He is one of the hottest guy in our school. He has gone out on a 日期 with every single girl in our school and that big 列表 includes even Vanessa Han. Okay that happened last week.
Like I already told, he has gone out on a 日期 with everyone. Wait, not everyone. I didn’t go out with him.
WHY??
I am a nerd. And also a big bookworm who is always stuck with...

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a Tumblr rant about the earth

posted by justinfangrrl

I did write this on tumblr. It's both opinion and fact. More-so on fact. Say what 你 want. But don't be rude.

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A rant for the earth~ Idle no 更多

-just a rant, reblog if 你 wish/if 你爱情 the earth- //read if 你 want

Jeez, I was having a conversation with my mom (a social studies teacher) about racism and how odd it is that somehow all the corrupt, stupid people get picked to be a Country’s leader. [This isn’t always the case of course, but it happens 更多 than it should]

I can honestly say that Stephen Harper is probably the most despicable, corrupt, moronic, pathetic excuse of a Prime...

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Strange Sisters Forever Chapter 5: Wednesdays with Winters

posted by Draculaura10

The 下一个日 was Wednesday, which meant they met with Ms. Winters again. "I'm kind of scared!" Emma whined. Mellissa and Eve rolled their eyes. “Come on, Emma!" Eve threw back her head. "Fine." Emma replied back.

When it was time, Ms. Winters pulled them inside the classroom. "We're going to learn your abilities. Eve, 你 first. Think bats." Ms. Winters said. Eve got up and closed her eyes. Fangs shot out of mouth and her once small human frame morphed into a bat. "Squeeeeeak! Squeeeaaaak!" Eve tried to say.

"Nice job, Miss Dipalo.Now Mellissa. If 你 don't already know, 你 have super strength,...

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Unraveling the mysteries of the interwebz: What do I mean when I say lol?

posted by youngtraveler

First off, I’m trying to convey that I find your statement 或者 remark funny, even though I may 或者 may not be laughing behind this screen. Some people are too lazy to laugh, 或者 just do it to make them think that they like 你 in order to get something out of you. Those kind of lolers are NOT your friends, I repeat NOT. For those who are clueless about what I’m talking about, “lol” is internet slang for laugh out loud and is probably the most used word on the internet and about 90% of internet denizens use this slang word in their daily online conversations, blog posts, comments, etc....

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How to calculate your age with 浓情巧克力

posted by Carbonite

1.Determine how many times a week 你 eat 或者 want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 或者 10.

Let's say 你 eat 浓情巧克力 8 times a week (we won't tell).

2.Multiply that number 由 2.

8 x 2 = 16

3.Add 5 to the 前一个 result.

16 + 5 = 21

4.Multiply that 由 50.

21 x 50 = 1050

5.Add the current 年 (Gregorian).

1050 + 2011 = 3061

6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If 你 haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.

(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)

3061 - 251 = 2810

7.(Assuming 你 were born in 1975...)

2810 - 1975 = 835

8.You'll end up with a 3 或者 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one 或者 two digits will be the number of times per week 你 eat 或者 want 浓情巧克力 (the number 你 specified in the first step).

8 pieces of 浓情巧克力 a week, 35 years of age.

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The tunnels

posted by misscrazel

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Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. 你 wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. 你 can tell me if 你 ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."

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Facts About 猫

posted by animelol

-Every year, nearly 4 million 猫 are eaten in Asia
-On average, 猫 spend 2/3 of a 日 sleeping,that means a 9 年 old cat has been awake for 3 years of its life!
-When a cat chases its prey,it keeps its head level. 狗 and humans bob their heads up and down.
-A group of 猫 is called a "clowder"
-Female 猫 tend to be right pawed, while male 猫 are often left pawed
-Cats make about 100 different sounds, 狗 make 10.
-Some siamese 猫 appear to be cross-eyed because the nerves from its left eye go mostly to the right and the opposite with the other eye
-A 猫 eyesight is both better and...

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Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving, but aren't!

posted by AislingYJ

^.^ Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
This is NOT mine, I found it link. Thought this was funny....enjoy!
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are 你 ready for 秒 yet?"

"Are 你 going to come again 下一个 time?"

"It's a little dry, do 你 still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do 你 think you'll be able to handle...

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WHAT Happend to zukos mom

posted by Gmillsap02

At the end of series 3, 你 never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:

Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be 下一个 in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well 你 know that face 或者 a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If 你 don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.

Think about it...I could be right!

So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------

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Muffins, chapter 1

posted by flippy_fan210

Derpy

yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of 你 don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.

chapter 1: Cadence

Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy 说 she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge 松饼 on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if...

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5 Ways to Cope With School Stress

posted by randomgirl3000

Facing Stress is very common in school especially near exam time 或者 due dates of assignments. Learning ways to cope with stress can minimize the negative impact stress has on your mental health leading to maximize academic performance. Here are 5 ways that I come up while in school that I think might be helpful to new college students.

1. Have a support network - They are the academic resource center, the professors 或者 teaching assistance, your friends, your family 或者 school counselors. 由 having a reliable network of support, 你 allow yourself to reach out to people who can help you. Furthermore,...

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Guess the Song

posted by Wanda5

I'm bored so here, guess the songs :)

Rules:
- Put your MP3 player/iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
- Post the first line from the first 30 songs that plays, no matter how embarrassing the song.
- Let anyone guess the 答案 (song 标题 and artist)
- Bold the lyrics when someone figures it out

1. She paints her fingers with a close precision

2. This may be the last thing that I write for long

3. Tripping out, spinning around - Alice 由 Avril Lavigne

4. She lives in a fairy tale - Brick 由 boring brick 由 Paramore

5. Your little hands wrapped around my finger - Never grow up 由 Taylor Swift

6. He woke up...

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How to make a enmy

posted by koalagirl9

step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're 衬衫 looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them 你爱情 them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch 或者 stumach
step 8.Say i 爱情你 again
step 9:walk around them in circles 唱歌 my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say 你 hate them
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I re-posted this because I think homophobia is wrong.

posted by DramaQueen1020

I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her 首页 because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...

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age of the dragons, chapter 1

posted by akatsuki_lover9

Chapter 1

It was late afternoon. Flamingleap, an 橙子, 橙色火, 消防 elemental dragon, was hunting for the tribe, with no luck. He'd been hunting since dawn and caught nothing. Snow crunched beneath his big feet. Just when he was ready to give up he heard the screech of an eagle. He jerked his head up. The eagle was only a few feet from his face and it was the size of his head. It would feed a few 龙 if it was 分裂, 拆分 equally. Flamingleap reached and snapped his jaws on the eagle's wing. It flapped in a desperate attempt to escape. Flamingleap jerked his head, killing the eagle. “the clan will...