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1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."

2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".

3.Put stray 狗 in 涂层, 外套 closets.

4.Un-tune the piano.

5.Replace the pianist's sheet 音乐 with "Stairway to Heaven".

6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.

7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person 下一个 to it: "Is this 座位 SAVED?"

8.Toss around a giant 海滩 ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.

9.Ten 分钟 before it starts, find...