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This 随意 照片 contains 裸露的双腿, 连裤袜, 紧身短裤, 紧身, 裸腿, 短裤, 短裙, 紧身的紧身裤, 袜子, 软管, 紧身衣, and 紧身裤紧身衣. There might also be 袜, 放养, playsuit, 戏剧, 防寒, 支持软管, 支持备货, 支撑软管, 支撑袜, and 放养.

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To My Loving Husband Patrick.

People say we are not meant to be
People say you're not good for me
People say I'm too good for you
People say you're ugly
People say you're fat
I say screw 你 to those people
I say you're the most perfect man I've ever known
I say you're my hopes and dreams
I say I 爱情 you
你 say do 你 mean it?
I say yes I do
I 爱情 你
更多 than anything in the world
你 爱情 me for who I am
Not for my looks 或者 body
Just me
If 你 never saved me from Devin
Who knows where I'd be now
He abused me; he raped me
你 found me and took me in
你 cared for me and treated me like...
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posted by Bananaaddict
This 列表 was emailed to me. I thought some of them were pretty clever, so I decided to post it. My 收藏夹 are 3, 5, 22, and 23! Enjoy. :)

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round 表 was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much 你 push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth...
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posted by Schnusch
What Is Fear Of Itching

The fear of itching is known as Acarophobia. This fear can also include a phobia about any insects that might cause itching in human beings.


Why Do People Fear Itching?

If 你 have a phobia about itching, 你 may harbor some memories of past infections 或者 other problems that caused 你 to feel terribly itchy and uncomfortable.

Prior experiences with itching can include things like headlice, scabies, and other such infestations. These conditions can be stubborn, embarrassing, and quite stressful. They are also extremely contagious.


Cleanliness May Become An Obsession

Hygiene...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up 由 St. Peter.

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send 你 to Heaven 或者 Hell. After all, 你 enormously helped society 由 putting a computer in almost every 首页 in America, yet 你 also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let 你 decide where 你 want to go."

Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"

St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let 你 visit both places briefly,...
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1. If using a touch-tone, press 随意 numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival 比萨, 比萨饼 place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their 问题 with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition...
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posted by RandomOne
Note: These have been all tried 由 me.
1) Go around saying "I'mma ninja" to 随意 people and pose like a ninja

2) Throw 爆米花 at 随意 people and run away if caught

3) Go to the mall, clothes section, and ask the worker where the baby clothes is. Go to the bathroom. Come out and ask the same worker the same question.

4) Go up to person and say "Why were 你 following me? Huh?". Then leave, hopefully, 你 run. If they follow. turn around and say: "See? WHY do 你 follow me?" Run off for good.

5) Knock on a persons door and ask "Do 你 have gum? I need some for my little cousin..." Before they...
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1. Run up a down escalator naked
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man 或者 YMCA
5. 冲床 someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on 最佳, 返回页首 of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and 冲床 all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as 耶稣 或者 Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"
posted by KitkatKaysa
Scorpio.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Pluto
Symbol: The 蝎, 蝎子
Your stone: Topaz
Life Pursuit: To survive against all opposition
Vibration: Resilient
Scorpio's Secret Desire: To triumph

Description:
Reputed to be the "most powerful" sign of the zodiac, Scorpios lead fate filled lives and have intense and dramatic personal relationships. Even as children Scorpios are often found to be wise beyond their years. Many astrologers call this the sign of the "oldest souls". Old and wise beyond the average, Scorpios often know all the answers, except sometimes; they too often have difficulty...
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1. Walk up to a 随意 person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a 随意 person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person 你 are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a 随意 person the same gender as 你 and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" 或者 "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a 随意 man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
posted by Mallory101
 11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
100 ways to annoy Edward Cullen:

1. Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob
2. Tell him 你 saw Mike Newton romancing Bella on one of thse days he went *camping
3. Imagine him naked while following him around
4. Prance around the house 唱歌 Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs every morning, make sure Bella is around to hear
5. Running it 由 Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
6. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
7. 显示 him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like...
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1. Everytime 你 read Twilight, a kitten is born :D

2. If 你 are obbsessed with mythical creatures, read Twilight!

3. If your life is all sad and gloomy, read Twilight!

4. If your completely bored, why not read Twilight!

5. ITS JUST AWESOME!!!!!! well to me and all the other Twilighters out there :D

PLEASE NO BAD COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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