Interesting Sign

-when 你 ask someone for something and they try to annoy 你 because they have it and 你 don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give 你 work 你 have to do at 首页 and 你 have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your 老友记 call saying they'll come over and never 显示 up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own 首页 and being controlled 由 your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if 你 make one "dirty" 或者 "wrong" joke

-overprotective...

Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at 首页 with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in 爱情 for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really 爱情 him, but I think that he really does 爱情 me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...

ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL 你 MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a 随意 book I was 写作 about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and 说 I could write a book 或者 something. This is the first chapter, so I'd 爱情 it if 你 could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things 你 liked, things that didn't make...

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I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether 或者 not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, 秒 of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...

1. Take someone's shopping 大车, 购物车 and switch the items with stuff from the person 下一个 to them's 大车, 购物车
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen 你 in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of 你 on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. 移动 "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....

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When 你 are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When 你 are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When 你 are dating..... He takes 你 out to have a good time.
When 你 are married ....He brings 首页 a 6 pack, and says "What are 你 going to drink?"

When 你 are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When 你 are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When 你 are dating..... A Single 床, 床上 for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When 你 are married ....A King size 床, 床上 feels like an army cot.

When 你 are dating..... 你 are turned on at the sight of him naked....

Hi, 潮流粉丝俱乐部 friends. These are some 随意 bits of trivia about me.

* I think 日本动漫 is the best.

* I'm a nerd when it comes to Batman.

* My 最喜爱的 holiday is Christmas.

* I have nostalgia for what Cartoon Network was like in the 1990s and 2000s.

* My 最喜爱的 actor/singer is Tony Jay.

* My 最喜爱的 actress is Emily Blunt.

* I'm a writer. I've been 写作 regularly since I was a teenager. I started off as a comedic writer, before becoming obsessed with 写作 romantic stories.

* I'm not a 粉丝 of horror films and I only like a small amount of documentaries. My 最喜爱的 film genres include animation,...