你 ARE AWESOME!

How to be annoying to...Your Teacher!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on
the walls as 你 walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask? DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????? very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at 你 for saying that, simply reply, ?wow I can tell you?re a blast at parties?
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When...

# Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

# Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

# Swim with a dolphin.

# Skydive.

# Have your portrait painted.

# Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure 你 use it.

# Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

# Watch the launch of the 太空 shuttle.

# Spend a whole 日 eating 破烂, 垃圾 食物 without feeling guilty.

# Be an extra in a film.

# Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

# Make 爱情 on a forest floor.

# Make 爱情 on a train.

# Learn to rollerblade.

# Own a room with...