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posted by LocalArtistist
So many people wonder how I do it. How I continue to live even after the worst has happened to me. But that is exactly what I do. I live.

My family has moved over and over in my life, they say it's due to my father's job, but he won't tell me what it is.and I know better. I can only gather certain a few clues they give away to try and piece together my past. You'd think I 更多 than anyone should know it, yet I haven't even started learning about it, at the moment all I know is. When I was a baby I got shot in a hostage situation. We moved. I met my best friend and her big brother. A few years...
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 granny and sid.
granny and sid.
here's a 列表 of ways to deal with sid's grandmother a.k.a granny

1.If granny wants 你 to chew her 水果 . simply grab the now chewed 水果 with a napkin and give to granny that way 你 can avoid having bacteria 或者 saliva. if 你 don't chew for granny then get ready to write your will , cause granny's cane is gonna whack 你 for the rest of your life

2. Granny mistakens your gender , just go with it cause she's delusional.

3.When your feeding her 食物 watch out for those teeth of hers , there sharper than a pocket knife!

4.Keep an eye on her and don't turn around unless someone's calling for...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
I should've, could've, would've;
Done something about that day,
If only I had known it ended this way.
I am not proud to tell you
How I stood there and watched;
He was so big and scary
Was all that I thought.

I couldn't, wouldn't, shouldn't,
get involved at all.
I say to myself;
It's none of my business;
As I turn and walk down the hall.

I hear on the news;
'bout this kid who had died
It tells of his woe;
The 日 of his suicide

They talk about how he locked himself
inside of his room
All to have shot himself to forget all the pain.

Now as I walk through my school
I hear the laughter
But see the fear
In their eyes...
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posted by 101trx
Alritey then, this is a true funny story I decided to post here for laughs. Now, noone here is an idiot, it was just a really, REALLY funny accident...hope 你 guys like it, though! :)
(It happened almost 3 yrs ago, btw) :

10-20-09
Me and my sister beth went down to our aunt kelly and uncle dan's house for a few days. (we call our aunt auntie and our uncle just dan this is before they moved). this happened late at night, though but none of us were tired so we stayed up. dan worked late hours so he didn't come 首页 till 11:00-11:30 p.m. auntie was upstairs getting our cousin ready for 床, 床上 and the...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
1.awake and alive 由 skillet
2.one 日 too late 由 skillet
3.it's not me it's 你 由 skillet
4.don't wake me 由 skillet
5.hero 由 skillet
6.monster 由 skillet
7.animal i have become 由 three days grace
8.inside the 火, 消防 由 disturbed
9.down with the sickness 由 disturbed
10.fight back 由 raptile
11.neva eva 由 raptile
12.boogie woogie woo 由 icp
13.homies 由 icp
14.hokus pokus 由 icp
15.last resort 由 papa roach
16.bleed it out 由 linkin park
17. crawling 由 linkin park
18.breaking the habit 由 linkin park
19.new divide 由 likin park
20.falling in the black 由 skillet
21.numb 由 linkin park
22.should've when you...
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posted by ImBooOK
Some stuff me and 3 of my 老友记 did at various places.
1. While at wal-mart i ran into a group of guys and told them "Are girls supposed to shave their p****s?" and when they answered i go, "MOM! THEY 说 YEAH" my one friend patted 随意 people on the back saying "nice to meet ja joe!" and we shook all the pop cans and stuck gummy worms in the condom part of the store. stuck condoms in the middle of the isles of various child sections. and bought fake blood from the 万圣节前夕 isle and splattered them in every toilet in the mens restroom toilets (had our guy friend walk in there, fyi)
2. while...
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posted by TditdaCourtney
Me:I HAS A DRESS!!

Kevin:YOUR NOT WEARING A DRESS!!

Me:-___- No silly! I have a dress silly band,Duh!!*pulls out silly band*

Mary:I'M READING! That means i'm smart o3o

Jose:*looks down at mary's shirt* I Like your shirt,you should wear v necks all the time.

Me:*points at him* Prevert!!!

Lilly:I dont like your shirt!

Me: WHY??!! ITS COOKIE MONSTER HOW COULD 你 NOT LIKE IT??!! Dx

Lilly: I like Elmo better because he's RED and not blue!

Me:RACIST!!!

Me:*reading*

Isaiah:*Takes my book away*

Me:>:( GIVE IT BACK!!

Isaiah:NO! 你 Read TOO MUCH!!

Me:Pssh NO! I will bite 你 if 你 dont give me back my book!!

Isaiah: Fine...

Me:*hits his head with my book* :D

Isaiah:OWWWW!!

Mary: MRS.JOHNSON HOW DO 你 SPELL 'PHOTOGRAPH'?!!!

Mrs.Johnson:Ugh.Why do 你 wanna know?! Were in History Class!!

Mary:Because I like learning big words =w=
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