Epic Golf Fail

你 know what? I’m travelling with my idiotic classmates and my teacher to the CAMPSITE.
I didn’t want to, but I had to. 你 see, no way to escape and my 爱情 for science has brought me here, i.e., the bus.
I’m alone in my seat. Strike that. Miss Marie is sitting 下一个 to me.
We reached the campsite in an hour. We got down the bus and walked towards the place where we have to put up our tents.
Wow! I 爱情 doing that.
Brittany threw all her things at me and asked me to put up tent for her and Peter.
Ughh! I don’t have guts to tell her NO!
So, I had to do it for her, the devil of my life.
Ater...

Egypt: -Slaps haka-

Egypt: T//T

Haka~: O_O

Yuki/Midna: HEY! What'd she do to you?

Soda: WHOA WHOA WHOA

Soda: -ties egypt to a 篮球 net-

Soda: WTF IS GOING ON HERE

Haka~: I didnt touch you! I touched...

Haka~: Soda o.o

Egypt: SHE 偷了 MY LAST COCONUT!

Egypt: AND SHE ABUSED MY CAKE

Egypt: AND ME AND MY HUSBAND

Egypt: AND MY WHEAT

Egypt: AND MY WEED

Egypt: AND SHE ROBBED MY HOUSE OF MY LOAN

Egypt: SHE TiED UP THE 火影忍者 FiXER!

Soda: (Is she seriously freaking out 或者 is this another strange RP?)

Egypt: She ATE SUGAR iNSTEAD OF WHEAT!

Yuki/Midna: Haka didn't do anything.

Yuki/Midna: (I have no idea.)

Egypt:...