WEIRD similarities between 林肯 and Kennedy:
Abraham 林肯 was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham 林肯 was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.
Both wives 迷失 their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. (Gotta get down...)
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Both were succeeded 由 Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
林肯 was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made 由 Ford.
林肯 was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
Abraham 林肯 was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham 林肯 was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.
Both wives 迷失 their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. (Gotta get down...)
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Both were succeeded 由 Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
林肯 was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made 由 Ford.
林肯 was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can 删除 the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused 由 Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle 你 with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a 心 attack; his 心 lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon 阅读 the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and 说 "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet 你 he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do 你 know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.
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CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE 你 AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING 你 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST 星, 星级 IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T 你 EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO 你 BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF 或者 I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the 显示 earlyer!Bye!
The End
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Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some 电影院 i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some 日本动漫 movies,titanic
Here is some 音乐 i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some 图书 i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
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I was like tottaly walking in my backyard yesterday and saw a squirl.Is that normal??? i always thaught 你 should see squirls in space.
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My 老友记 say that i'm delirous(or however 你 spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer 文章 so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My 老友记 say that i'm delirous(or however 你 spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer 文章 so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................