1) (^.-) Wink
2) (<.<) What did 你 say?
3) (@.@) Confused
4) (•¥•) Upset
5). (=.•) Half asleep
6) (*•^). Excited
7). (^.^). Happy
8). ( &.&) Shocked
9). (↠.-) Look over
10). (✷.✷) Wow!
11). (♡.♡) In Love
15) (✕.✕) Dead
16) (•*•) Upside Down
17). (☉•☉) Gone Insane
18) (∨.∨) Down
19). ('≋.≋') Crying
20). (≘*≘) Excited
21) (~6.6~) Surprised
22). (-.•) Huh?
23) (≖-≖) Watching you
24). (⊏_⊏) ....Huh?
25). ( 1.1 ) WTF?
2) (<.<) What did 你 say?
3) (@.@) Confused
4) (•¥•) Upset
5). (=.•) Half asleep
6) (*•^). Excited
7). (^.^). Happy
8). ( &.&) Shocked
9). (↠.-) Look over
10). (✷.✷) Wow!
11). (♡.♡) In Love
15) (✕.✕) Dead
16) (•*•) Upside Down
17). (☉•☉) Gone Insane
18) (∨.∨) Down
19). ('≋.≋') Crying
20). (≘*≘) Excited
21) (~6.6~) Surprised
22). (-.•) Huh?
23) (≖-≖) Watching you
24). (⊏_⊏) ....Huh?
25). ( 1.1 ) WTF?
1.Have 你 noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
2.A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
3."Middle age is when your age starts to 显示 around your middle."
4.I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
5.Flowers are happy things.
6.Last night I lay in 床, 床上 looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
7.The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
8.Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
9.If 你 die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
10."One of the great things about 图书 is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
The End
2.A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
3."Middle age is when your age starts to 显示 around your middle."
4.I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
5.Flowers are happy things.
6.Last night I lay in 床, 床上 looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
7.The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
8.Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
9.If 你 die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
10."One of the great things about 图书 is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
The End
VLAD GERASIMOV (Vlad Studio)
♥¸¸.•*¨*•♪♫•*¨*••♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥
Hyvää Joulua!
Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah
Feliz Navidad
Sretan Bozic
Merry Christmas
Hyvaa joulua
Froehliche Weihnachten
Mele Kalikimaka ame Hauoli Makahiki Hou!
Buone Feste Natalizie
Sung Tan Chuk Ha
Gleđileg jól!
God Jul 或者 Gledelig Jul
Feliz Navidad y un Venturoso Año Nuevo
Joyeux Noël
Feliz Natal
Sarbatori vesele
Hristos se rodi
Hristos se rodi.
Vesele Vianoce. A stastlivy Novy Rok
God Jul and (Och) Ett Gott Nytt År
Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun
Chung Mung Giang Sinh
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She: Bye!
He: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.
She: 你 want me to leave?
He: NO. I dare not even think.
She: Do 你 爱情 me?
He: Of course. Lots!
She: Have 你 ever cheated?
He: NO. Why are 你 asking me?
She: Will 你 吻乐队（Kiss） me?
He: Every time I get the chance!
She: Will 你 ever hit me?
He: Are 你 crazy?
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
Now read that from bottom to top...
LOL
She: Bye!
He: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.
She: 你 want me to leave?
He: NO. I dare not even think.
She: Do 你 爱情 me?
He: Of course. Lots!
She: Have 你 ever cheated?
He: NO. Why are 你 asking me?
She: Will 你 吻乐队（Kiss） me?
He: Every time I get the chance!
She: Will 你 ever hit me?
He: Are 你 crazy?
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
Now read that from bottom to top...
LOL
