Cheating

When 你 get jealous of luke because his light saber is double the size of yours

You found this page with intentions of locating the 星, 星级 Wars "greek" club.

You would 爱情 to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your 屁股 so 你 can be as wise as Yoda

When 你 get into a fight, 你 automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...

If 你 get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.

When 你 spend time watching the 星, 星级 Wars trilogy because 你 think there will be a test on it later.

You 冲床 out trekkies who say "Death 星, 星级 my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9"....

My mom fell in 爱情 with my dad. But he tricked her. My mom thought he was treating her like a princess. But it was all an act. (I'm going to use fake names in this article). My Mom, Anne, was my dad's hairdresser. My dad, Ron, had just got out of his last marriage. His past wife left him because he was a jerk. He tricked my mom into falling in 爱情 with him. He succeeded. They then got married and the new family was made up of my mom, my half brother, and my dad.
A few years later, I was born. Everything was alright until I was three. My dad went on a business trip to New York with my mom....