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Chongjin, North Korea. A town 下一个 to the Sea Of Japan.

Guards: *Walking along a stone wall*
Guard 3: *Looks at a 鸭 in the water, then smokes a cigarette*

While he was looking away, the 鸭 turned out to be part of a hat, worn 由 CIA agent, Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Gets out of the water, and punches the North Korean guard*
Narrator: Out cold. Now it's time to find the explosives.
Johnny: *Finds a silo, and pushes on a panel, revealing a secret door. He goes inside, and finds missiles, C4, and several barrels of nitro glycerin*
Guard: *Turns around*
Johnny: *Shoots him with his 1911R1*
Guard: *Falls...