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posted by ppgFireball
At 彩虹 Smash's place...

Armoni: -kicks ball into the net- ONE'S IN!!!

Starbright: aw s**t! Jimmy, can 你 help us over here.

Jimmy: i hate soccer.

Starbright: 你 hate everything.

Jimmy: true.

Rainbow Smash: ready to give up?

Starbright: shut up! that's why you're named after a pony! and you're boy! 你 sissy!

Rainbow Smash: oh....it's...on! -kicks ball to Flame-

Rose: 你 can do it big brother!!!! don't let him taunt you! you're awesome! that's why he's named after a pony!

Old Man: -comes out of his house- the hell is with 你 kids?! can't a man take a nap?! ya yipper yappers. -goes back into his...
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posted by Jasonfan44
It is also a youtobe video

1: Run around in circles until 你 puke

2: Stare at someone and don't say anything

3: Bang your head off the 墙 and try not to get a headache.

4: Get into a conversation with the wall

5: Go outside and pretend 你 are on a reailty T.V show

6: Watch T.V when it's off

7: Try to create another language and speak it to someone else

8: Try to do chin ups on your 淋浴 curtain bar(Not recomanded)

9: Get angry at someone for no good reason

10: Make reservations at McDonalds

11: Ask 橄榄 Garden if they have a children's play pen

12: Look at all the words 你 can make with the word...
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posted by victoria7011
GIRL CONFESSIONS...
1. Do 你 sleep in your bra? No but I have done it 由 mistake.
2. Does your dad know 你 like boys yet? Yep
3. Do 你 enjoy drama? Yeah its alright.
4. Are 你 a girly girl? No.
5. Small 或者 large purses? Small
6. Are 你 short? Im average height
7. Do 你 like somebody? I only like celebs atm
8. Do 你 care if your socks are dirty? Not really
9. Do 你 like Halloween? Its boring
10. Are 你 double jointed? No
11. Where is the weirdest place 你 have slept? On the floor
12. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? No
13. Is there any type of rumor going around about...
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posted by PartyOrange
玫瑰 are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base Are belong to you
MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'"
One 日 we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

ALWAYS LATE but worth the wait.
God must like stupid people; he makes so many of them.
Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
I bet the reason 模特 are so skinny is because their stomach...
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posted by softball12
I 爱情 being random!!!! I 爱情 pie too!!! And Im really hyper and i 爱情 dogs, cats..... ahhhahahah ok anyways pie is good!!! Im boredd and typing nonsense!! hahahahah I llove softball and chapstick, and tigger, winnie the pooh, music, giraffes, piglet pans(;)) I like cCHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SOrry but this 文章 is pointless to read 哈哈 :) (Im random)
posted by Usui--takumi
A young novice in the service of the abbot of Tōfukuji Temple went to a certain place. The master there jokingly 说 to him, 'I have seen many monks and priests, but none so handsome as you. I believe nobody in the secular world can match 你 either. Your parents must also be very good-looking. Now tell me, are 你 the child of your father 或者 of your mother? I would like to know 更多 about you.'
"The novice replied, 'Certainly. I am from a humble family and that is my fate. I don't know if I should feel honored 或者 embarrassed 由 your compliments. I also don't know how to answer your question.But...
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posted by 90sfan
Doctor:Sir,I have bad news and worse news.Patient:What's the bad news?Doctor:You only have 24 hours to live.Patient:Well what could be WORSE than that?!Doctor:I've been trying to call 你 since yesterday!

Maria:Kim,where's Kitty?Kim:I don't know,Maria.Maybe she's..Derek:Mom 说 你 couldn't have a cat.Ooooh!I'm telling!Maria:Mom never 说 I couldn't have a LION instead.Derek:WHAT?!*chewing and swallowing noises*Maria:Kitty,there 你 are!

Yolanda:Come on,Sal.Let's play Hide-and-Seek!Sal:No,that's boring.Yolanda:We've got nothing better to do.Sal:FINE.I'll count!*after 20 seconds*Sal:READY 或者 NOT,HERE I CO-OME!YOLANDA WAS NOT FOUND UNTIL THREE DAYS LATER AT FUNZONE.Sal:YOLANDA!!I've been looking for 你 FOREVER!Yolanda:Your right,Sal,Hide-and-Seek IS boring*slurps smoothie*Yolanda:Hey...is this icecream expired?
posted by gurlygurl123
Ok it was about 6:30am and i was going to my car to
go to school.Suddenly a figure pops up at my dads
bedroom window.Then it holds my stepmams phone up and it lights her eyes up.WEll i jumped back and screamed.My dad just kept looking up at the window.
Then the figure held the phone up to her ear and my dad got a phone call it was off my step mam.My dad looked up again.The figure pointed at the phone.My dad answerd it.
It was my stepmam saying i had forgotton my jumper
lol
but the way i jumped back was histerical i like leaped back and screamed at the 最佳, 返回页首 of my lungs
AAAAGGGHHH
lol
Once there was a girl named Amy. Amy was 9 years old and she was just terrible at art. She always had bad grades and her friend Lexi was always bragging. ”ha ha 你 are so horrible at art! Your cubism is a mess, your Ice sculptures are always just a stickman, and don’t get me started on your paintings! They are just big swirls of nothing! Who in the world would want to give that an A? “ Lexi said. Amy just smiled, looked at the painting, and then she frowned. Amy was silent until she said, “ I may have big gigantic swirls, but I will paint something better then a swirl! 你 will see!!...
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