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This 随意 照片 contains 肖像, 爆头, 特写镜头, 特写, and 爆头特写.
1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My 浓情巧克力
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too 酸, 酸奶
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My 葡萄 stepped on a 表 lamp because it was too unorganized!
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My 浓情巧克力
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too 酸, 酸奶
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My 葡萄 stepped on a 表 lamp because it was too unorganized!
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: To get to the 秒 hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: To get hit 由 my car.
Q: Why did the woman 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: To get to the 秒 hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: To get hit 由 my car.
Q: Why did the woman 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Ok let me tell 你 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person 你 don't know
2)Then twirl another 随意 persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a 随意 persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool 唱歌 the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and 显示 them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a 随意 person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person 你 don't know
2)Then twirl another 随意 persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a 随意 persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool 唱歌 the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and 显示 them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a 随意 person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
