Fail

Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake 爱情 notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near 你 falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the 最佳, 返回页首 of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already....

(WARNING: There is tons of cussing in this 文章 to emphasize my hatred for this song a bit more. If that bothers you, please leave now.)

Train, 你 did it. 你 FREAKING DID IT. After watching Drive By, I didn’t think it was POSSIBLE for ANYBODY to make a worse song than that.

Except maybe Ryan.

Seriously though, this song isn’t just bad. It’s nowhere near bad. To call it a terrible piece of shit would be complimenting it. I can’t describe the rage I feel for this song at all. And if I were to shred every particle of my brain molecules, destroying my memory in the process, just to get...