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10. ON VACATION: Who would 你 most likely want to be stuck on a deserted island with? Not someone who's just told 你 "it's not working out," we're quite sure. Not only have 你 now wasted your time and money, but 你 can’t leave the situation easily without added plane fares and stress. If this happens to you, break away and turn your trip into a rejuvenating self-improvement retreat... you'll need it.


9. IN A TEXT MESSAGE: Ah, the text. The modern-day version of the Post-It. Too wussy to do it in person? Text away, wuss.

8. ON FACEBOOK: Nothing like logging on to find your loved one tagged...
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I'm putting two funny 文章 together in one, hope 你 enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I 爱情 deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would 你 know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what 你 need, and I'll tell you...
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1) I can't reach my license unless 你 hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3) Aren't 你 the guy from the Village People?

4) Hey, 你 must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5) Are 你 Andy 或者 Barney?

6) I thought 你 had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer

7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8) I pay your salary!

9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10) Do 你 know why 你 pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

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1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your 公文包 或者 purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person 下一个 to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
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