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There’s nothing better than that moment when 你 have an incredibly interesting fact to spew in a social situation, making yourself sound infinitely 更多 intelligent than 你 really are. I have picked out some of her 收藏夹 to throw out there at your New Years parties this weekend …


1. The U.S Government once poisoned over 10,000 American citizens.
And yes, that sh*t was intentional.

Even dumber than the idea of banning alcohol in the United States in the 1920s, was the idea to poison people in an effort to scare them away from drinking alcohol.

During the Prohibition, one way the black...
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I've recently heard that some people are offended 由 the T- 衬衫 slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.

But the thing is, I feel that the 衬衫 isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five 年 old boy wearing a 衬衫 that 说 "Girls Have Cooties" 或者 "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.

I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female 或者 male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.

But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have 你 ever seen a T.V. 显示 where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

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Here's a handy advice:don't 建议 anyone,so 你 don't carry their sins.

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Two 你 can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

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The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

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A Woman doesn't...
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1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! 你 threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! 你 only wish 你 could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like 培根 and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont 你 fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**



1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on 或者 off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to 显示 the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of 你 just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your 公文包 或者 purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name 标签 to everyone getting on the...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Remember when Miley's MySpace was hacked?

When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.

The F.B.I. recently caught Josh 冬青, 冬青树 who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed 照片 of the young star.

"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." 说 an official.

Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh 冬青, 冬青树 in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.

Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other 星, 星级 accounts! X/

We sure Miley is a lot 更多 at peace now that Josh has been busted.
posted by silverlocket
You are 更多 than the choices that 你 make. 你 are 更多 than the many hearts you’ll break. 你 are 更多 than your dreams that don’t come true. 你 are 更多 than whatever people think of you.
You are 更多 than the things that 你 say. 你 are 更多 than the places that 你 stay. 你 are 更多 than the things that 你 do. 你 are 更多 than I could ever think of you.
You are so much 更多 than what 你 think. Your life right now is only beginning These tests and trials that come to you, are meant to make 你 someone new. 你 are more. 你 are worth it. 你 are so much greater than 你 think...
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posted by jessicamc26
A 超级市场, 超市 had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some 更多 trays and have them ready for 你 由 the time 你 finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
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On the first 日 of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
A Big 培根 Classic with cheese.


On the 秒 日 of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big 培根 Classic with cheese.

On the third 日 of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big 培根 Classic with cheese.

On the fourth 日 of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big 培根 Classic with cheese.

On the fifth 日 of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Five 洋葱 rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three...
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A new series that's suppose to air soon. I 爱情 that 'Bangkok' scene, thingy :D
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Llamas R us
Guess what? I’m back! I’ve decided that I’m going to write one of these every few days when I get bored. So… have 你 noticed that the quality of cartoon shows has decreased within the last 5 years? I mean, what ever happened to Invader Zim and Courage the Cowardly Dog? Those were good quality shows. Now, the best that they can come up with is Fanboy and Chum Chum. (The most annoying 显示 ever.) 你 know what 显示 really depresses me? Spongebob. That used to be a really good show, but now they have new writers and the 显示 SUCKS. Whenever my brother plays it now, I leave the room.
My...
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posted by RosaluvzJB
Hurt

Chapter 2; A New Friend

I get to school and go to 首页 room. "Class,  I would like to introduce the newest doomed child in this doomed school of doom." Ms. 苦药类, 浓生啤酒, 苦味 says. In steps a pretty girl who is tall, slinder, but she does have curvs. She has long, medium brown hair that goes to the middle of her back and beautiful, brown eyes. The new girl gives a scared look at Ms. Bitters' words and says "Hi! I'm Abby."  I raise my hand. "What do 你 want, Dib?" Ms. 苦药类, 浓生啤酒, 苦味 asks. "I want to ask Abby a question." I say. "Fine. What is it?" Ms. 苦药类, 浓生啤酒, 苦味 replies. "Do 你 notice anything strange about...
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purple belt: kaio ken x1


blue belt: kaio ken x2


brown belt: kaio ken x3


red belt: kaio ken x4


red/black belt: false super saiyan


black belt: super saiyan


2nd dagree black belt: super saiyan 2


3rd degree black belt: super saiyan 3


4th degree black belt: super saiyan 4


and so on.......... im false super saiyan
RI 500 Creative suffering
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 你 and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity