Good vs Evil

Well this is my first 文章 on the link 粉丝 Club article. I need to straight my mind 由 saying what I hate loudly and clear!

A Few Fanpoppers Pretending To Be A Character
Well one think I straightly hate are Fanpoppers pretending to be a cartoon character, 或者 a movie character. I hate it when a Fanpopper just come and goes to a club 墙 saying "I'm a *character name* no joke," and then when people ask the user what happen in the story in the end, they'd say "Sorry, *character name* 说 I can't tell.." and just a few days later, disappointed not believed 由 someone just say sorry and say this...

Dumping this here because I don't know where else to put it. If there's any club I can post this to, please name it in the comments. I want to make sure I get this out.

Am I the only who finds the whole TL;DR thing incredibly annoying and useless? I mean, who reads a long post that a person had poured their blood, sweat & tears into, and says "Oh, that was too long, I didn't read it." who the hell does that? In my opinion, it makes 你 look illiterate and lazy. If 你 want people to have time in their lives to read something 你 posted, 你 don't do something 你 know 你 would hate. To...

1. When 你 get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why 你 were speeding, tell him 你 wanted to race. 

3. When he talks to you, pretend 你 are deaf. 

4. If he asks if 你 knew how fast 你 were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to...... 

5. Ask if 你 can see his gun. 

6. When he says 你 aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger. 

7. Touch him. 

8. When he asks why 你 were speeding, tell him 你 had to buy a hat. 

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat. 

10. Refer to him 由 his first name. 

11. Pretend you...