my friend sent me this text message a while 以前 and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask 你 somethingand i want 你 to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how 你 feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want 你 to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi 或者 Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask 你 somethingand i want 你 to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how 你 feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want 你 to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi 或者 Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy 熊 and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. 你 hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as 你 can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say 你 were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a 随意 person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive 你 cheated on me with that whore" and point to a 随意 girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If 你 are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If 你 are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz 或者 dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy 熊 and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. 你 hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as 你 can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say 你 were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a 随意 person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive 你 cheated on me with that whore" and point to a 随意 girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If 你 are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If 你 are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz 或者 dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
1. We only cry infront of 你 when we
a) want 你 to comfort us, or
b) can't help it
2. We only wear mini 短裙, 裙子 when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.
3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus
4. If 你 ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't 或者 feel like 你 should know, so
forget about it.
5. When we say we're mad, upset, 或者 angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.
6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?
7. If 你 think we like to hang out with 你 every
waking minute, think twice.
8. Have 你 ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?
9. When 你 ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3
10. When we say we 爱情 you... 你 better believe it.
a) want 你 to comfort us, or
b) can't help it
2. We only wear mini 短裙, 裙子 when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.
3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus
4. If 你 ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't 或者 feel like 你 should know, so
forget about it.
5. When we say we're mad, upset, 或者 angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.
6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?
7. If 你 think we like to hang out with 你 every
waking minute, think twice.
8. Have 你 ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?
9. When 你 ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3
10. When we say we 爱情 you... 你 better believe it.
things that make you...
being ugly is a state of mind
think yourself ugly ... slowly 你 become ugly
having a lack of confindence...you soon become ugly
being obsesed with the way 你 look
being obsesed with being what "men/women" want
putting peaple down
being a bitch
worrying
saying ewwwww 或者 not accepting peaples diffreces
all signs of ugliness...add up the signs how ugly have 你 become?
im ugly how do i change....
be natral and true
one 随意 act of kindness everyday
look at someone for who they are not what they look like - everyones idea of beauty is diffrent yet we are subliminialy told its the same
look for your truth not the worlds
爱情 yourself
爱情 the world
spread some joy
爱情 peace ..... not fighting
stand tall and proud and confident in who 你 are.
dont let the world change you
thank 你 for taking the time to read ... this came from my 心 and i hope it will help someone out there <3 <3
being ugly is a state of mind
think yourself ugly ... slowly 你 become ugly
having a lack of confindence...you soon become ugly
being obsesed with the way 你 look
being obsesed with being what "men/women" want
putting peaple down
being a bitch
worrying
saying ewwwww 或者 not accepting peaples diffreces
all signs of ugliness...add up the signs how ugly have 你 become?
im ugly how do i change....
be natral and true
one 随意 act of kindness everyday
look at someone for who they are not what they look like - everyones idea of beauty is diffrent yet we are subliminialy told its the same
look for your truth not the worlds
爱情 yourself
爱情 the world
spread some joy
爱情 peace ..... not fighting
stand tall and proud and confident in who 你 are.
dont let the world change you
thank 你 for taking the time to read ... this came from my 心 and i hope it will help someone out there <3 <3