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If 你 tied buttered 烤面包, 吐司 to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when 你 turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if 你 open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when 你 transport something 由 car, it's called a shipment, but when 你 transport something 由 ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...

dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that 你 were real, that 你 all were , that he was.
There is evidence that 你 were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming 或者 not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and 你 diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, 或者 did i make 你 up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without 你 i dont know. But i want to find out. Do 你 think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...

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found this on the web:


10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her 比萨, 比萨饼 cut into six pieces 或者 twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did 你 get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office 厨房 one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...