随意文章 | Original 文章 on 潮流粉丝俱乐部

posted by slenderman777

About five years 以前 I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I've always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking.

I spent four years like that, walking alone at night, and never once had a reason to feel afraid. I always used to joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city were polite. But all of that changed in just a few 分钟 of one evening.

It was a Wednesday, somewhere between one and two in the morning, and...

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Propeller Knight V.S. King Knight! (Fan-Made!)

posted by deathding

(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing 更多 than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 年 old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring 你 to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm...

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50 Things To Do Before 你 Die.

posted by deathding

1. Play hide and seek!

2. Tell your boy/girlfriend how much 你爱情 them.

3. STREAKING! ^__^

4. Give everyone hugs!

5. Give the homeless all your money.

6. Take a shower! Don't want to be dirty before 你 die.

7. Play the scariest horror game 你 know.

8. Tell your 老友记 all your deepest secrets.

9. Grab everything at Target. :D

10. Do the cinnamon challenge. With cocaine. (You're going to die anyways.)

11. 更多 STREAKING! ^___^

12. Take a look back at your life's greatest moments.

13. Do that one thing you've always wanted to do. (In my case, skydiving.)

14. Play some Pac-Man. :P Just because.

15. Go...

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Celebs who have been turned down 由 their crush!

posted by blueberry0x1

CELEBS WHO HAVE BEEN TURNED DOWN 由 THEIR CRUSHES

Not even the One Direction lads get dates with all the people they like! Here's a 列表 of celebs who have been turned down 由 their crushes.

Emma Watson: “Between the ages of ten and twelve I had a really terrible crush on Tom Felton, to the extent that I would go into work in the morning and look down the numbers on the call sheet to see if he was going to be in. We 爱情 a bad guy, he was a few years older and he had a skateboard — and that just did it really." She confessed her feelings, but Tom saw Emma in a “younger, sisterly way.”...

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STUPID BULLIES!

posted by KissKissHannah

There is someone on deviantART. Not enclosing names because they may also have a 潮流粉丝俱乐部 account. *shivers* My friend 说 he was a troll, but he's 更多 than a troll. He's a big BULLY. (The person I mean. Not my friend) He 说 I bragged about being straight (How insulting) and 说 my drawings were *insert a word that rhymes with hit here*. ;n; That was only because I occasionally drew on bases. He also 说 I was 更多 annoying than the annoying fangirls. Just because we have different opinions does NOT mean he has the right to bully me! I don't bully anyone who has different opinions! HE is the one that's 更多 annoying than the annoying fangirls! >:U

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My Problem on FB Can Anyone help?

posted by ZacharyWhite

When some 随意 girl added me on facebook... She was all like "Oh gosh you're so cute" and I was like "Yeah, sure whatever..." The again she was all like "Oh God I 爱情 your style!!!" Then again I was like "Yeah.. sure.." Then she 说 "Oh gosshhh!!! It's like I can hear your voice talking in your message!!! You're an 情绪硬核 right? I'm an 情绪硬核 tooooo!! :-D Oh it's like we're SO MEAN'T TO BE!!!" Then I finally realize and 说 to myself "Shit I have a fangirl... okay, I'm doomed."

Girl: Hello? 你 still there?
Me: No...
Girl: Oh you're soooo funnyy :3 We are so the same!!! Ugh! I wish I could just...

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Someone told me to repost this and I support it (im not gay doe)

posted by alois_trancy36

I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her 首页 because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away...

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10 Things 你 probably never knew abour me, mizorewannabe, because nobody ever asked.

posted by mizorewannabe

I'm not sure if anybody is reading, but if 你 are: HI!!! And I've read several other 文章 much like this one.

On with the show!!! ...if anybody is reading...

THINGAMAJIGS:

1) I'm a pegasister/I like MLP.

2) I'm barely starting the new school 年 and I feel like I'm failing my geometry/math class.

3) I am obsessed with an 日本动漫 character, along with the 日本动漫 itself, Mizore Shirayuki from Rosario Vampire. And I wannabe just like her ( hence the 用户名 ).

3) I want my punctuation and grammar just right. So if 你 see an error: tell me!!

4) I'm always the bullied kid.

5) I can't stand jazz and...

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DARE TO SCARE.{CH-1 PART-1}

posted by Elacool

"I don't know,guys,"Amy Allen said,studying the door in front of her."This looks way too much like homework to me.And school doesn't even start up for another week"

"I don't know why we let 你 tag along.Try and think positive.This is going to be great" Briana Ornette said." A trip to a museum will be a great adventure only if 你 just 显示 a little enthusiasm".

" I think my enthusiasm just died,"Amy replied."A museum......"She made it sound like the sentence of doom.

"Don't be so negative Amy,if 你 don't like it,we can go somewhere else but only if the rest of the gang agrees with me" I said."Let's...

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SSFChapter one: Introducing Emma, Eve, and Mellissa; the Strange Sisters Forever

posted by Draculaura10

Eve Dipalo walked into her school. Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She set her 图书 inside her locker, and was about to walk off but noticed someone scooting toward her. "Um hi?" Eve said, confused, when the brunette girl came up to her. "I'm sorry if I creep 你 out 或者 something, but for some reason, I felt... drawn to you." The girl said. "I-uh, don't know what to say." Both girls lunged 前锋, 期待 in pain. "OUCH!" They both screeched at the same time. Everybody turned to the two girls, now lying on the floor. The brunette tried getting up but collapsed back down. A teacher...

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santa went crazy o.O

posted by yours_forever

down in the workshop

all the elves were makin' toys

for the good gentile girls

and the good gentile boys

when the boss busted in

nearly scared 'em half to death

had a 步枪 in his hands and

cheap whiskey on his breath

from his beard to his boots

he was covered with ammo

like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo

and he smiled as he 说 with a twinkle in his eye

"merry 圣诞节 to all-

now you're all gonna die!"

the night santa went crazy

the night st.nick went insane

realized he'd been gettin a raw deal

something finally must have snapped in his brain

well,the workshop is gone now

he decided to bomb it...

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你 Give 爱情 A Bad Name ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Shot through the 心 and you're to blame
Darlin' 你 give 爱情 a bad name

An angel's smile is what 你 sell
You promise me heaven then put me through hell
Chains of 爱情 got a hold on me
When passion's a prison 你 can't break free

Whoa, you're a loaded gun, yeah
Whoa, there's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done

Shot through the 心 and you're to blame
You give 爱情 a bad name
(Bad name)
I play my part and 你 play your game
You give 爱情 a bad name
(Bad name)
Hey, 你 give 爱情 a bad name

Paint your smile on your lips
Blood red nails on your fingertips
A school boy's dream, 你 act so shy...

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We'll Be Together ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m not alone
Even when we’re apart
I feel 你 in the air, yeah
I’m not afraid
I know what you’re thinking
I can hear 你 everywhere
Some people say it’ll never happen
And we’re just wasting time
But good things come when u least expect them
So I don’t really mind
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
Just remember
That no one else can tell us who we are
We’ll be together
So don’t ever stop listening to your heart
‘Cause I can’t turn mine off, whoa, whoa… oh
I can’t pretend
This is a rehearsal for the real thing
Because it’s not, and
I know we’re young...

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Know the true story of my life... Part 2

posted by ZacharyWhite

My grandma told my dad to never let me go out because I've got everything inside of the house, then my dad disagreed, he 说 that children should be free to play with their friends... And once again they had a fight...I stopped both of them, I told them that they were 表演 like 动物 just because of me and I 说 that i'm gonna make a deal that I wouldn't go out of the house without a companion.... So they both agreed.
6 years later...
I am now a 14 年 old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no 更多 fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank 你 for those who took their time 阅读 my story. Goodbye and I hope that 你 could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)

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Copyright infringment?: Hidan is a reverse Steve 狐狸

posted by hidan141

If 你 like 《铁拳》 and Naruto, 你 may have noticed Hidan looks a little bit like Steve Fox. I noticed this as well. I always thought there was some type of copyright infringment going on, for Steve came out at least 6 years prior to Hidan apearing in Naruto. I have proof that Hidan is a reverse color and personality Steve. First, look at these images. One of them is a reverse color Hidan, and the other is one of Steve reversed. Even though Steve's eyes aren't violet, his hair is slightly gray. If 你 look at Hidan's picture, it looks just like Steve. 你 tell me: do 你 think this should be looked over?

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The Death Combo, chapter 3

posted by akatsuki_lover9

flippy burying firestar

it's been one sunrise since I killed tigerstar. I can still feel his blood between my claws. I wonder if the rest of the clan 猫 are thinking about my warning. I hope they are. If they aren't then let them be fools. That will just make it even 更多 fun to decide their fate. “how did I do scourge?” flippy's voice brings my attention back to the present. “you scared the fleas off their mangy pelts.” scourge replied. “with 你 here they'll have to give us the forest.”
days passed by. Nothing exiting happened. Then it was the 日 the clan 猫 had to make their decision. Excitement...

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awesome characters an what i think about them

posted by akatsuki_lover9

1.FLIPPY:the most awesome character that ever lived in the history of anything. i would give anything for him to be real.(even though everyone would be dead)

2.DOVEWING:misunderstood cat with powers that help shape her clan's future every day.

3.SPOTTEDLEAF:loyal, sweet, gentle medicine cat who will always be remembered even after she's long gone.

4.SCOURGE:amazing leader who can kill another of his kind with the flick of a paw. hardly shows any emotion other than anger. holds grudges easily and takes his revenge better than the grudge herself.

5.SILVERSTREAM:kind riverclan she cat. her death was...

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50 ways to annoy people at the cinema ..

posted by Alma_

1. Throw 爆米花 in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can 你 fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling 爆米花 that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get 爆米花 yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit 下一个 to 你 because 你 invisible friend...

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Dangerous and Adventurous (Chapter 8)

posted by adaug

When we got in.The sky was getting darker."Uh...What's happening?"Alicia asked Maybelle."Ariana's trying harder to get the stone."Maybelle answered.A scream came from far away.Maybelle took us to the hut.And we heard Ariana and her Team."I wont sleep...eat...or BLINK...until I get the stone!"Ariana shouted."Okay guys...I know where to go!"Maybelle said.Ariana was standing behind her."Do you?"She asked."Give me the stone,Idiot."Ariana demanded."I stabbed 你 once.I'll sure as heck do it again."I reminded her."Oh will you?You Hick!The little Hillbilly gonna stab me!"Ariana teased."You say that...

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That Christmas(Chapter 2)

posted by adaug

Sam was in her room listening to her "Victorious"CD.
"And one day!I'll have 你 begging on your knees for me!Ya one day!I'll have 你 crawling like a centipede."Sam Sung."KEEP IT DOWN!!!"Aaron yelled.
"So oh mister player,do 你 feel like the man now?And I bet your nervous,'cause this song makes 你 freak out."Sam whispered."SAM!YOUR FRIEND CHLOE IS HERE!"Mom yelled."Coming!!"Sam ran to the door.
"Hey Chloe whats" "Shut up,shut up for just a minute!Look at this!"Chloe interrupted."Hello to 你 too?"Sam said."Go to your room!My mom showed me the 圣诞节 gifts they'll have at school!"Chloe told...