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1.Guys HATE sluts.(unless they are one themselves)

2."Hey are u busey?" 或者 "Are 你 doing something later?" are two phrases to help prevent awkward silences.

3.Guys may be flirting around all 日 long but before they go to sleep they always think of the girls they truely care about.

4. Before guys call u they reherse what they are about to say so that way they dont sound like a total looser. (But 9 times out of 10 they get nervous when u pick up the phone and forget it all)

5. Guys go CRAZY over a girls smile.

6.Guys will do anything just to get attention from 你 girls.

7.Guys hate it when u talk about your ex boyfriend 或者 ex love. Unless they are going for the let-her-complain-to-me-so-she-realizes-how-much-I-care.

8.A guy who likes 你 wants to be the only guy u talk to.

9.Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they are loved.

10.Guys get jealous really easy.

11.Dont talk about your guy 老友记 to your boyfriend.

12.Guys are 更多 emotional than they want 你 to think.

13.Giving guys a hanging message like "YOU KNOW WHAT!?!...never mind" Will make him jump to a conclusion thats far from what u r probally thinking. Then he will most likely spend the rest of his night obsessing over what u didnt tell him.

14.Guys are good flatterers when courting, but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they like.

15.Guys hate asking parents for money to get they're girl a present, so they will come up with clever ideas like saving lunch money for a week. But then end up getting hungry and asking for the money anyway.

16.Girls are guys' weakness

17.Guys are very open about themselves.

18.Its good to test a guy before trusting him (but dont wait to long)

19.Your best friend who he goes to for help with his issues, may end up getting admired 由 your boyfriend. (guys like girls who listen and pay attention to them)

20.If a guy tells u about his problems, 更多 than likely he dont want advice. He just wants someone to just listen.

21.A usuall act that proves a guy likes u is when he teases u.

22.Guys 爱情 你 更多 than 你 爱情 them if they are serious in their relationship. (so when he says he loves u more...he means it!)

23.Guys will brag about anything

24.Guys use words like Hot 或者 Cute to discribe girls. If he uses words like Beautiful that means he really likes u.

25.Guys think WAY to much. One small thing a girl does, even if she dosent notice will keep the boy up for hours trying to figure out what it ment.

26. Guys normally go to girls for 建议 because guys think to much alike. If one guy is confused the rest of them probally will be too.

27. Any guy could write a rule book on flirting. But no guy can do the same for relationships.

28.Try to be as straight 前锋, 期待 as possible.

29.Guys need to experiance rejection cuz if they have never been hurt before they will end up being guys who think they r better than everyone else. And they will never mature.

30.If a guy does something stupid in front of a girl, he will think about about it for the 下一个 couple of days, 或者 untill the 下一个 time he sees her.

31.No matter how much guys talk about asses 或者 boobs, personality is key.

32.Guys learn from their mistakes and experiances. Do not think that they dont, cuz they do.

33.Guys worry about the fine line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34.If a guy normally looks calm, he is probally faking it and spazzing inside.

35.When a guy says he is going crazy over a girl, they mean it! Us guys hardly ever say stuff like that.

36.When a guy tells u to leave him alone. He really means, "Please come and listen to me"

37.Guys dont really have final decisions.

38.If a guy starts talking to 你 seriously, listen to him, that dosent happen to often, if he does that then something is probally up.

39.If a guy seems to ignore u 或者 leave u alone when your with your boyfriend, dont worry about it, he is probally just jealous and likes u.

40.When a guy looks at 你 for 更多 than a second, he is definatly thinking something.

41.Guys like faminity not feebleness

42.Guys dont like girls who 冲床 harder than they do.

43.A guy has 更多 problems then u can see with a naked eye.

44. Dont be a snob. Guys can get intimidated and give up easily.

45.Everything in moderation. Put on makeup and perfume, just not to much.

46.Guys talk about girls 更多 than girls talk about guys.

47.Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48.Guys really do think that girls are unpridictable, crazy, and MAD confusing. But are still drawn to them even more.

49.A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girls mind for a day.

50.No guy can handle all his problems himself. He is just to stubborn to admit it.


I didnt really come up with this all, I found it on the internet, got bored, and copied it.
ENJOY!!!!
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Hello there, 随意 people of this bitchy site, Fanpop, (for shits and giggles that was a joke, idiot.) I am here to present 你 my 最佳, 返回页首 5 undertale characters!

Well, I've gotten into the Undertale fandom about a 月 以前 and I've liked a few characters and... just... yeah, it was a pretty cool game... so, here are a few shits before i start with the list.

And no, Sans 或者 Papyrus isn't gonna be on this list, goddamnit.

There are no minibosses 或者 bosses in this list, I might make a separate 列表 for some shit like that.

And this is opinion based, your mother taught 你 how to respect people's opinions,...
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
 Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Hey, Fanpoppers! CokeTheUmbreon here, and I'm gonna tell 你 my 最喜爱的 yo mama jokes! Please note that I don't own most of these. The jokes I do own will have a 随意 emoji 由 dem. I was bored thnx to the inactivity and my friend not being around to RP with me today.

P.S. The 随意 emojis neither the Umbreon pics will fit the theme of the jokes.

Anyways, let's get it on!

Yo mama so fat when she walks her 爱情 handles hit the quan. 😎

Yo mama so stank they use her bathwater as chemical weapons.

Yo mama so fat when she outweighs Groudon. 😈

Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama...
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Behold, the 秒 installment of the 龟, 海龟 三明治 series! This time, it's Surrogates! It's a little shorter than what I want to be the norm, but it's here, which is better than I did last week. But that's aside from the point. Remember to leave suggestions in the comments! Hope 你 enjoy! :)
I 爱情 skirts and dresses. They are so pretty. Every woman walks down looking good in them no matter who they are. I could wear any of those dresses and skirts that anyone from kim Kardashian wears to the 短裙, 裙子 that older women wear across the street. I would wear one on a daily basis but there is a problem I'm a man.

Men can only wear trousers and shorts, if anyone sees a man in a 短裙, 裙子 或者 a dress it is considered wierd 或者 stupid. But is it? A 民意调查 i took on this club of 20 people, 75% 说 yes to say that men should wear womens clothes and still be men and I am one of them.

Most people would...
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posted by darange
what is life?
what is the eternal oblivion that we all are born, live, and die through?
where do we go in the end?
what will your accomplishments, friends, family, relationships, and 更多 amount to in the end game? why do we do the things that hurt us the most? weather it be our future, our relationships, 或者 even our body ourselves.
What's going to happen if our sun dies right now, 或者 if its the end of the world? what would we do? what would 你 do? would 你 say goodbye to your loved ones? rob a bank? sit there all alone?
Is their even a Heaven and Hell? 或者 are we all forgotten in the sea of never ending people. no one cares. we all forget over time

what would 你 do in the end of the world? opinions?
 Emma Hewitt
Emma Hewitt
So I decided to compile a 列表 of my 最佳, 返回页首 100 songs and a few honorable mentions. I'll probably provide 链接 to the reasons why the songs are placed where they are in the 评论 once I finish typing that up.

Honorable Mentions: 幻想 (Dye), Never Say No To Aldo Raynes (Shoot The Girl First), My Girl (Bermuda Lovers) and Laid (James)
100. Still Remember 你 (Emma Hewitt)
99. Jewel Of Abilene (Grey DeLisle)
98. Alice (Cocteau Twins)
97. Me Against The 音乐 (Madonna & Britney Spears)
96. Take Me Away (Kosmonova)
95. Take Me Away (Fefe Dobson)
94. Rx (MXMS)
93. Summer Rain (Slinkee Minx0
92. Boys...
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posted by Dreamtime
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What’s not to like about walking? It’s free. It’s easy to do, and it’s easy on the joints. And there’s no 问题 that walking is good for you. Walking is an aerobic exercise; a 大学 of Tennessee study found that women who walked had less body fat than those who didn’t walk. It also lowers the risk of blood clots, since the 小牛 acts as a venous pump, contracting and pumping blood from the feet and legs back to the heart, reducing the load on the heart. Walking is good for 你 in other ways as well.


1. Walking improves circulation. It also wards off 心 disease,...
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posted by PeacefulCritic
Major Spoilers Alert
Happy Halloweenish everyone!Today I’m going to review a very nostalgia 万圣节前夕 classic for me. That’s very unique to say the least, Caroline 或者 Coraline whichever one 你 prefer to call it. So let’s get to it, starting with the story.

Story:
The story stars a certain blue haired girl named Coraline who isn't amused of her new life in Oregon.Then suddenly she comes across a mysterious, small door that opens to a whole new world. This other world is very much to fit what Coraline wishes her life to be like, but she is unaware of the dark secrets within the new world.There’s...
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posted by slenderman777
I heard about a place out here were i live,its on one of the back roads of the alaskan forests in one of these valleys,they say that if 你 drive down this road on a 日 were the sun is shining so brightly,as to make everything appear black and white,then 你 might come across a girl,walking along the side of the road.she is 说 to be easy to recognize cause if its summer 或者 winter, shes always wearing a heavy wool overcoat with over sized headphones like those big skullcandy headphones 你 can find in the stores. according to the story,if 你 drive up along side her and roll down the window...
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Hello Hello Hello. I see we're back for the third time to play out one of these delightful little games. As 你 have no doubt figured out, I am not Riku114. I suppose 你 can call me....Monty. Now let's get to it. May the favors be forever in your odds....uh....whatever.


BLOODBATH!
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Egyptprincess rips a mace out of Springely's hands.

IAMYOURENEMY, Blackpanther, and Hplover work together to get as many supplies as possible.

Dreamtime runs away from the Cornucopia.

Kaboomgirl runs away from the Cornucopia.

Elsafrost runs away from the Cornucopia....
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Source: disneyscreencaps.com
posted by Dreamtime
when 你 feel the dream is over...

feel the world is on your shoulders

and 你 迷失 the strength to carry on....~

even though the walls may crumble

and 你 find 你 always stumble through
remember never to surrender to the dark

Cuz if 你 turn another page
you will see that’s not the way
the story has to end
~
and if 你 need to find a way back
feel you’re on the wrong track
give it time, you’ll learn to fly

tomorrow is a new day
and 你 will find your own way :)

you’ll be stronger with each 日 that 你 cry
then you’ll learn to fly ~~

in your head, so many questions?...
the truth is your possession...
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posted by Dreamtime
你 make good 老友记 on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 but unfortunately some just leave because they got bored of it!!!
~
well, let me tell 你 something
did 你 forget about the good times we spent?
...
i don't care if 你 get online even for 10 分钟 just don't disappear forever
....
is that too much to ask?
~
don't give me excuses about being busy
everybody gets busy man, it won't kill 你 to find free time for your friends?
it really sucks to be 老友记 with someone for a long time
then they stop caring...

don't be that person.
(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing 更多 than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 年 old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring 你 to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm...
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Haaaiiii.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but 你 pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of 你 is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.