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posted by AlxanderRfan
I don’t know what makes 你 so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told 你 to be yourself simply couldn’t have 给 你 worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t 你 have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let 你 mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are 你 always this stupid 或者 are 你 making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like 你 before – but I had to pay an admission.

If 你 took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d 爱情 to help 你 out…now, which way did 你 come in?

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

So now we know why some mammals eat their children…

Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.

One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.

You’re so fake, 芭比娃娃 is jealous.

I may be fat, but i can exercise, 你 can’t fix ugly!

They just ran out of brains 由 the time 你 got there, so they gave 你 a nice wood carving instead.

Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope 你 meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse

If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.

I’d 爱情 to ask how old 你 are, but unfortunately I know 你 can’t count that high.

All 日 I thought of you….I was at the zoo.

Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.

Go ahead, tell them everything 你 know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.

How did 你 get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

I’d curse 你 to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.

I never knew brains had an off switch

Did 你 fall from the stupid tree?

Did 你 have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

Sure, I’ve seen people like 你 before – but I had to pay an admission…

You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.


bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.

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I found a alot of 语录 that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
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