I don’t know what makes 你 so dumb but it really works.
Anybody who told 你 to be yourself simply couldn’t have 给 你 worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t 你 have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let 你 mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are 你 always this stupid 或者 are 你 making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like 你 before – but I had to pay an admission.
If 你 took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d 爱情 to help 你 out…now, which way did 你 come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
You’re so fake, 芭比娃娃 is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, 你 can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains 由 the time 你 got there, so they gave 你 a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope 你 meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I’d 爱情 to ask how old 你 are, but unfortunately I know 你 can’t count that high.
All 日 I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Go ahead, tell them everything 你 know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did 你 get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse 你 to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did 你 fall from the stupid tree?
Did 你 have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like 你 before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.
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I found a alot of 语录 that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
Anybody who told 你 to be yourself simply couldn’t have 给 你 worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t 你 have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let 你 mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are 你 always this stupid 或者 are 你 making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like 你 before – but I had to pay an admission.
If 你 took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d 爱情 to help 你 out…now, which way did 你 come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
You’re so fake, 芭比娃娃 is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, 你 can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains 由 the time 你 got there, so they gave 你 a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope 你 meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I’d 爱情 to ask how old 你 are, but unfortunately I know 你 can’t count that high.
All 日 I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Go ahead, tell them everything 你 know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did 你 get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse 你 to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did 你 fall from the stupid tree?
Did 你 have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like 你 before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.
___________________________________________________________
I found a alot of 语录 that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D