10. Sing “Bad Touch” 由 the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains 或者 argues, reply with “What are 你 gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with 你 for Halloween
4. 显示 him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile 或者 if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room 或者 says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” 由 Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains 或者 argues, reply with “What are 你 gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with 你 for Halloween
4. 显示 him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile 或者 if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room 或者 says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” 由 Madonna.
