From the internet :)
(1) He spends twenty 分钟 looking at an 橙子, 橙色 果汁 box because it said, "concentrate".
(2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
(3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
(4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it.
(5) He tries to drown a fish.
(6) If 你 gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.
(7) He trips over a cordless phone.
(8) He takes a ruler to 床, 床上 to see how long he slept.
(9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".
(10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".
(11) He invents a solar powered flashlight.
(12) He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.
(13) He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead.
(14) He takes 你 to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home.
(15) He got locked in a furniture 商店 but sleeps on the floor.
(16) He spends time 阅读 thru the above 15 points and analyses if he is an idiot!!!
(1) He spends twenty 分钟 looking at an 橙子, 橙色 果汁 box because it said, "concentrate".
(2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
(3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
(4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it.
(5) He tries to drown a fish.
(6) If 你 gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.
(7) He trips over a cordless phone.
(8) He takes a ruler to 床, 床上 to see how long he slept.
(9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".
(10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".
(11) He invents a solar powered flashlight.
(12) He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.
(13) He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead.
(14) He takes 你 to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home.
(15) He got locked in a furniture 商店 but sleeps on the floor.
(16) He spends time 阅读 thru the above 15 points and analyses if he is an idiot!!!
