this is a true story about my life
(cj is my crush kara grace chloe ra'janir and rockstar23456 are my friends)
kara-ok amber (amber is me CUTEDXC)dont get mad at me but CJ sent me a 糖果 gram
me-WHAT!?!?!?! :o
grace-oh crap...HEY HOLD AMBER BACK
me-*start to chase kara while ra'janir and grace hold me back*
LATER
grace-why did u sent kara a 糖果 gram?
cj-cuz i like her
grace-*comes and tells me* umm...amber cj likes kara
me-...*drops books*...WHAT!?!?!?!?!
LATER me chloe grace and rockstar23455 are walking up the stairs
chloe-OK CJ DOES NOT LIKE KARA
cj is behind her when she 说 that
me-omg *runs up the stairs*
THE 下一个 日
cj-so kara do u want to go out?
me-*i run away*
kara-sorry cj some one already likes u
cj-let me guess...AMBER
kara-umm...no
THE 下一个 DAY
me-*i get in the car with my dad cuz he picked me up from school*
dad-*backs up*
micheal-HEY WATS UR PROBLEM
dad-wats my problem do u want me to tell u my problem
micheal-umm no sir
cj-hey dude shut up
me-hehe *laughs cute*
AND THATS IT...SO FAR
(cj is my crush kara grace chloe ra'janir and rockstar23456 are my friends)
kara-ok amber (amber is me CUTEDXC)dont get mad at me but CJ sent me a 糖果 gram
me-WHAT!?!?!?! :o
grace-oh crap...HEY HOLD AMBER BACK
me-*start to chase kara while ra'janir and grace hold me back*
LATER
grace-why did u sent kara a 糖果 gram?
cj-cuz i like her
grace-*comes and tells me* umm...amber cj likes kara
me-...*drops books*...WHAT!?!?!?!?!
LATER me chloe grace and rockstar23455 are walking up the stairs
chloe-OK CJ DOES NOT LIKE KARA
cj is behind her when she 说 that
me-omg *runs up the stairs*
THE 下一个 日
cj-so kara do u want to go out?
me-*i run away*
kara-sorry cj some one already likes u
cj-let me guess...AMBER
kara-umm...no
THE 下一个 DAY
me-*i get in the car with my dad cuz he picked me up from school*
dad-*backs up*
micheal-HEY WATS UR PROBLEM
dad-wats my problem do u want me to tell u my problem
micheal-umm no sir
cj-hey dude shut up
me-hehe *laughs cute*
AND THATS IT...SO FAR
1- beat your sister below.
2- shout at your computer "you're stupid".
3- paint your room 墙 with black one.
4- switch on and off the lamp many times.
5- put your rubbish 下一个 to your neighbours door.
Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!
6- dress up your mom clothes and sunglasses.
7- snooze in your dad hair.
8- take your brother below and hide it.
9- iron your sister clothes and let them burn.
10- hold your breathe.
It's my own article
they are my ideas
wait 更多 I'll write more
2- shout at your computer "you're stupid".
3- paint your room 墙 with black one.
4- switch on and off the lamp many times.
5- put your rubbish 下一个 to your neighbours door.
Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!
6- dress up your mom clothes and sunglasses.
7- snooze in your dad hair.
8- take your brother below and hide it.
9- iron your sister clothes and let them burn.
10- hold your breathe.
It's my own article
they are my ideas
wait 更多 I'll write more
A wife arrived 首页 and found her husband in 床, 床上 with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw. Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! 你 aren't going to cut it off, are you?" Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set 火, 消防 to the shed. 你 do whatever 你 have to do!"
