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posted by invadercalliope
This is 100% true.
This all really did happen to me.

When i was little, me my mom and sister.
Live in this creepy blue house *it was big*
I wasn't scared because i was to young.
But I still remeber everything.
One of the weirdest things was when ever i went to
the back-yard i herd this creepy animal weird growl sound i did cry when i herd it and i was the only one in the family who herd it to.
Sometimes my sister mom and when my dad visted
carried me to the back yard teasing me. I was
crying and kicking.
Another one is my dreams they were so weird.
One dream i had was that i was on the dock and
my sister and mom were there too,and then a 鲨鱼 can and ate me *like jumped up and ate me*
A couple of the dreamz i had i can't remeber anymore.But one really long one it was a skellatin in my 床, 床上 and when ever i tried to 移动 me bit me. When i woke up i ran outta 床, 床上 and jumped into my mom's.
Another one is that there was this monster he was a shadow i think he may have been a ghost but then he jumped into my lamp *i think* and in the morning i checked my lamp and the ghost wasn't there.
Another one was that my mom's 老友记 came over and under there car was a dead man coverd in blood i just looked at him until my mom 说 come on Calliope.
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How to have fun in math class...

Student: *Enters math class, sits at desk*
Math Teacher: Alright students, today we're studying weight. Now if one cartons weight is one pound and I buy three and a half more, then what do I have in grams?
Student: *Raises hand*
Math Teacher: *Points to student* Yes?
Student: A problem that will kill you, smoker
Math Teacher: -_- Moving on...Now students, if I have eight cakes that each weigh half a pound and I add whip topping to the 最佳, 返回页首 and the added topping now makes it weigh a pound 更多 *GCO*
Student: DANG HOW MUCH WHIP CREAM DID 你 PUT ON THE PIE?!
Math Teacher:...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
你 can only live once, but if 你 do it right, once is enough. -Mae West

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results. -Albert Einstein

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. -Robert Frost

It is better to be hated for what 你 are than loved for what 你 are not. -André Gide

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. -J.K. Rowling

Sometimes the 问题 are difficult but the 答案 are simple. -Dr. Seuss

Everything 你 can imagine is real. -Pablo Picasso

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science...
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posted by meow_girl
*One night,Selena,Demi and Taylor were having a concert.And Miley was there for some reason.*

In the middle of true 老友记 Joe Jonas ran on stage,knocked the 吉他 player (Billy 射线, 雷 Cyrus) off the stage,Breaking his leg.

Miley:That was my dad!You ass!

Joe:Yeah no one cares.Demi,Selena,Taylor I 爱情 你 all!

Miley:What about me?

Joe:What about 你 man whore?

Miley:I'm a girl!

Joe:That's not what your boyfriend said!

Miley:At least I'm not pregnant like you!

Joe:Those were just rumors!!!

Selena:Suuuuuure...

Joe:They were!

All:Riiiiiiiiiight......

Simon:I don't believe you!

Demi:Simon Cowell?What are you...
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