*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would 日期 Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd 吻乐队（Kiss） who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never 日期 a girl
I swear I'd still 爱情 men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When 你 watch a brand new one
I’d invite my 老友记 over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push the haters away

I'd put myself first
No one would get in my way
'Cause I know that they’re just hateful
Waiting for me to be gone

If I were a boy
I think I’d be gay
I’d never 日期 a girl
I swear I'd still 爱情 men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When 你 watch a brand new one
I’d invite my 老友记 over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

It's a little too late for me to change that
To just suddenly be gay
And never go back
If 你 thought this was a meaningful song
Then 你 thought wrong

But you're just a boy
你 don't wanna be gay
And I understand, oh
你 don’t want your sexuality to change
Because with all those surgeries it can

你 call your computer gay
That must really hurt it
Cuz when 你 treat gays like dirt it
Really is not how they should be treated
Don’t let their lives get destroyed
They’re just a boy