随意 Article: Sample of my story

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posted by cutiegirl01

After getting our nails done and Jenny’s hair done we went to my house. I took off my wig just before I walked, “Hey mom do 你 know anyone named Elizabeth?”
My mom came around the corner, “What ever 你 did just say you’re sorry and-”
“No mom do 你 know anyone named Elizabeth Junta?” She nodded, “Sarus and Jenny’s mom’s maiden name was that.” My mom smiled exited.
“Can she come over to night?” I nodded smiling.
“Just let me call her.” I pulled out my cell phone and turned toward Jenny asking, “What’s the number?”
“290-815-3466.” Jenny 说 looking at Josh who was drooling over her, she turns to me and asks, “Are 你 sure 你 to are related?”
“Sadly.” I sighed as the phone began to ring.
Jenny looked back over at Josh and said, "NO!"
Josh smiled, "You say that now, but just wait you're going 2 fall 4 me." Jenny wipped back her arm and it flew through the air landing on...you got it, on Joshes face making a cracking sound that made me even cring. "OW! What was that for!?"
Jenny shrugged her shoulders.
"Hello? Onyx? What was that?"

deathding and r-pattz like this

2dolphn97 lol kinda funny poor lil bro.... or cousin or something whats it about?

cutiegirl01 lolz it's about a girl that is in love with this boy name sarus (weird name i know :P) and she meet his family and he is going 2 bring his whole family over 2 meet her parents at this point :P not 2 far in :)

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RPattz funnies!

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Water Spirit

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Im so mystical

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Demotivationals

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Crap from shirts

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Source: snorgtees

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tEcKtOnIk

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Naturally

posted by nmdis

"Naturally"

Did it seem
To disappoint you
Living alone?
由 the banks
Of your dilemma
Out of control
No one seems
To give the answers
That 你 wanna hear
What you'd give
To find a welcome here

Miles and miles of lies
Behind you
Those were the days
So many lives
You'd hope would guide you
Help 你 find a way
Now it seems to your surprise
That they left 你 lying here
What you'd give to dry
These 苦 tears

Did it come naturally?
你 a million miles from home
When 你 tried so carefully
To live a life
That's not your own
Always remember
That it wasn't that long ago
I stilled the oceans
I moved...

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20 Most Inappropriate Sports names

posted by FanFun1010

1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the 最佳, 返回页首 spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...

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The most annoying phrases on the internet

posted by polarwagon15

Most of these phrases were once funny and not at all annoying. Then newfags just have to come along and start using and abusing them.

And some were already shitty and annoying to begin with.

Once great phrases turned annoying

Cool story bro

婊子, 子 please

Y U NO

U mad?

Trolololololo

True story

20% Cooler

Phrases that were already annoying to begin with

YOLO

Pie

X people are Y (youtube)

First

X people missed the like button(youtube again)

le

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20 things to do in stores to make people say: "What the heck?".

posted by numnumyellow67

1.Stand 下一个 to a bathroom, stroking a soap bottle while saying: "It's okay my darling, we will get out soon".

2.Sniff every type of cheese in the aisle.

3.When somebody walks 由 you, stare at them with
BIG eyes.

4.Squirt every type of perfume 你 can find.

5.When in the bathroom,scream as loud as 你 can.

6.Tickle yourself in front of the toilet scrubbers.

7.Hop like a frog around the store.

8.Get a glowing pen and act like 你 are scanning the 牛奶 and say:"We shall see".

9.Act like a detective, trying to find the missing Whipped Cream Monster.

10.Put on a 短裙, 裙子 and do yoga in the middle of the store....

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ways to annoy your teacher

posted by lanydoodle

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as 你 walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at 你 for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like l (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...

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Mittens

posted by Juilet1234

Mittens.
They warm your hands, protect 你 from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life 你 wore heavy mittens. If 你 dial a phone, try to use a remote control, 或者 try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much 更多 difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much 更多 difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything 你 see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...

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20 Rules of a Douchebag

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are 更多 important than her.
4. She needs to get 你食物 while 你 sit and do whatever 你 want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. 拍击, smack, 味道 her 屁股 and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that 你爱情 her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. 移动 somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if...

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iTunes Fun!! XP

posted by Caligirl2011

So open up your iTunes 或者音乐 player and put it on shuffle! Let it play and for everysong.. It makes a life story!!

1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl 你 like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. 日 song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. 爱情 song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong

Kanon (2006) Ending Theme – Kaze no Tadoritsuku Basho

posted by invadercalliope

Ashimoto ni kaze hikari ga matta nichijou ni dake tsumotta bun no kiseki ga
Miagereba kumo tooku e no kiro osanai hi no jibun yori mo hayaku
Yukidoke o matte ita kodomo no 你 ni hashiru
Hikaru shizuku tobihaneteru
Asu no deai sae kizukazu ni iru kisetsu-tachi no naka de kagayaite iru yo

Sekaijuu ni wa donna omoi mo kanau hi ga kuru
Zutto tabi o shite yuku bokura ni chiisana sei-tachi maioriru

Deatta basho mo midori o nashite yuruyaka ni mo nagareru toki ni yudanete
Haruka ni aogu machinami no roji osanai hi no jibun ga mada kakeru
Ano yuuhodou kara kikoete kuru kigi no koe ya hibi no zawameki...

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Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

posted by karpach_14

Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate other flirts.
A guy can like 你 for a minute, and then forget 你 afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Are 你 doing something?” 或者 “Have 你 eaten already?” are the first usual 问题 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all 日 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes...

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最佳, 返回页首 10 Common Dreams Explained

posted by R33n33sm3

Some dreams stay with 你 long after you've woken up.
...
Life may be just a dream, but how do we interpret it? What we dream at night can give us clues about what is important to us in waking life. Dreams help us to process our conscious thoughts and can give us new and important insights into the problems and challenges we face in the world. Although we may have strange and unusual dreams, there are a number of common dreams that many of us experience over and over again. Read the interpretations below for an explanation of symbols that seem to appear frequently in dreams.
...
1. Faulty 或者 lost...

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Christian 语录 and Atheist quotes: Who won here?

posted by darkkhorn19

Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. 衬套, 布什

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit...

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28 things guys wish girls knew

posted by karpach_13

28 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

1.. We’re not as big of perverts as 你 think we all are.

2.. No matter what 你 say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole

3.. We like 你 to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4.. Don’t argue with us when we call 你 beautiful.

5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.

7.. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8.. If 你 have cramps and we ask 你 what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the 月 and nothing more.

9.. If 你 really...

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101 things to do in wal-mart

posted by karpach_13

101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten 分钟 intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people 你 can get
to 加入 in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department 由 sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as 你 see fit.

9. When there are...