Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off 你 aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so 你 aren't the one stressed on birth control , 你 do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 分钟 tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell 你 at what 小时 to be 首页 when 你 in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than 首页 as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If 你 get drunk 你 are not seen as if 你 did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in 爱情 over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true 老友记 , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached 由 a stranger on 街, 街道 wanting your money 或者 anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy 你 can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places 你 can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if 你 are fat 或者 not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.First off 你 aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so 你 aren't the one stressed on birth control , 你 do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 分钟 tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell 你 at what 小时 to be 首页 when 你 in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than 首页 as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If 你 get drunk 你 are not seen as if 你 did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in 爱情 over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true 老友记 , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached 由 a stranger on 街, 街道 wanting your money 或者 anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy 你 can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places 你 can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if 你 are fat 或者 not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest 你 all 加入 in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest 你 all 加入 in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
Funny Cat
2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
6- The road to success is always under construction
7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8- If 你 die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
10- What 你 call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what 你 call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hope 你 like them :)
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Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first 问题 what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of 图书 do 你 read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d 你 go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the 哥特式 style!
Reporter:What do 你 like to hum 或者 sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first 问题 what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of 图书 do 你 read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d 你 go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the 哥特式 style!
Reporter:What do 你 like to hum 或者 sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with 更多 wise words.
a wise man once 说 (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) 说 a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my 老友记 the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope 你 do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I 说 befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see 你 in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once 说 (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) 说 a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my 老友记 the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope 你 do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I 说 befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see 你 in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
-if 你 爱情 日本动漫 and Twilight,
then 你 are going to 爱情 this!
-They are making an 日本动漫 series of the saga!
更多 and 更多 the rumor of an 日本动漫 Twilight 显示 is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight 日本动漫 until 2013!
Sent in 由 (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests 你 could try
1: Ask really stupid 问题 like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so 你 can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them 你 know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask 你 for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as 你 can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid 问题 like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so 你 can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them 你 know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask 你 for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as 你 can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
The Wolf Pack
This is a My Little 小马 粉丝 fiction. If 你 do not like colorful 马 with the ability to speak, run for your life.
Song: link
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten 更多 popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
continue reading...
Song: link
This 粉丝 fiction was created in association with...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten 更多 popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
