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posted by greenstergirl
Chapter one
Okay this is a really 随意 stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, 你 have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” 说 my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter 12 math test that lay on my 台, 办公桌 in front of me. All I saw was a bunch of stupid numbers and algebraic equations. I looked around the room at all the other teens in my 秒 period math class. Some worked hard, some passed notes, some were asleep, and some were looking around and doing nothing, just like me. I had studied so hard last night, until 12:15, but my step Mom made me go to sleep.

I read the first 问题 on my paper, and didn’t get a word out of it. Ugh, I hate this. My long brown hair began to get in my face and I pulled it back into a 小马 tail.

From behind me, my best friend Danny tapped me on the shoulder. “Hey Janie, do 你 get any of this?” she whispered into my ear.

“Nope, I swear I studied for this stuff, but what I’m 阅读 has nothing to do with the chapter.”
Danny Shrugged and went back to her test. I turned around but in front of me stood Mr. Grazing.

“Daniela and Janie, what are 你 two doing exactly?” he asked with a stern, angry look on his face. His beady brown eyes narrowed almost strait through my head trying to almost see the truth right through me.

“I dropped my pencil and it rolled onto the floor 由 Janie’s desk. I was just kindly asked her to pick it up!” Danny suddenly said, coming into the rescue. She gave Mr. Grazing her sweet innocent smile that always worked on teachers. Mr. Grazing looked torn from whether to decide if she was lying 或者 if she was telling the truth. He finally made up his mind and walked away.

I smiled and basically zoomed through the test putting in 随意 answers. I didn’t get it at all, but still there is like a 30% chance I’ll get the answer right! So I basically just guessed on every one.

After math I ran up to Danny 由 her green painted locker. The inside was covered in fake flowers, plants, pictures, and the poster of a giant big brown 熊 eating red ripe berries off a branch.
Danny’s parents are scientists, and Danny is extremely ecofriendly. Her entire family are all vegetarians and they don’t own a single electronic item except for the one phone in the kitchen. She’s loved plants her entire life. I know this basically because we’ve known each other since we were born.

I turned to my locker that only had a blue mirror and a picture of Danny and me in Alaska taped up to the green door. Unlike Danny’s locker, mine is extremely messy and papers are always flying everywhere.

We both got out our chemistry 图书 and began walking to the other side of the middle school. As we walked boys 说 hi to Danny and winked at her. Lots of girls 评论 on her pretty brown and green striped shirt. Jessica, the cheerleading captain, even 评论 on Danny’s green eye shadow and brown 花 shirt.

See, Danny is extremely pretty, skinny, and not to mention rich. At age seven she was offered three modeling jobs and she denied all of them. Lots of the 流行的 girls have invited her into their group and many boys have asked her out. If she wanted she could be the popular, snobby, rich girl who rules the halls. But no, Danny has told me she would much rather be 老友记 with me than be 流行的 and famous. I don’t understand that at all, I’m almost the opposite her. My hip long brown hair and bushy eyebrows could never match Danny’s wavy shoulder length blond hair and gigantic, big, blue eyes. Then there’s the thought that in seventh grade I weigh 120 pounds while she weighs 89 pounds on the dot. Plus she has really long legs and beautiful smooth skin. She hasn’t had a single zit while my face is covered in the ugly little devils. To 最佳, 返回页首 off her perfect life she lives in a three story house with a pool and a game room. I live in a three bedroom apartment with seven people living in it. My Dad, Step Mom, and four step siblings plus me all live there. Danny’s perfect life could make her a snob, but instead she is the most kindhearted, calm, understanding girl I know.

When we finally reached the science lab Danny and I ran in right as the tardy 钟, 贝尔 rang and pulled on an 围裙 and sat at our seats. Today Mrs.Jacobs wanted us to create some insect cell thing that I hadn’t paid attention to, but thankfully with Danny as a partner she listened. But of course she did, she loves science and chemistry.

Throughout the 日 we went to each period and 由 the last period, Health, I wanted to scream. The entire 日 all we did was take tests, and even in my 最喜爱的 class, art, we took a test. Danny could tell I was on edge and invited me to her house. Of course I 说 yes, I hate my life at home.

When I was in fourth grade my mom died of brain damage when she fell off a mountain we were hiking in Alaska. I live In Seattle, Washington, and my grandparents live in Alaska so we went there a lot. Danny and her mom, Mrs. Brown came a lot too. Mom and Danny’s Mom knew each other since they were in middle school, and My Mom and Mrs. Brown have known each other ever since. It was a surprise for both of them when it turned out they were pregnant each with a girl a 日 apart. So I knew Danny before we were born. Mrs. Brown is my 秒 mom, and she always will be. The browns are the family I go to when I’m mad, sad, happy, 或者 I just plain want to see them. Our families do everything together; camping, swimming, road trip stuff, visiting different cities, 你 name it. We even went to 迪士尼 Land together! But when my mom died, Mrs. Brown almost died herself. We don’t go to Alaska much anymore 或者 do anything as family 老友记 for that matter. Then my Dad married my stupid Step Mother, Barbara. She had four kids before she married Dad, and she tries her hardest to ruin my life.

If I go 首页 instead of going to Danny’s house, I might have to babysit Joshua, my step brother, and I’d have to do a bunch of chores. Plus I’d have to be around Barbara and her disgusting cigarette breath.

When school was finally out, I called my Dad. He didn’t answer; he was probably out working at the factory. So I called Barbara.

“What do 你 want Janie!!” She yelled in her raspy, tired voice on the other line. In the backround I heard Joshua screaming.

“I was wondering if I could go to Danny’s house.”
“That stupid girl?! Oh, fine but 你 gotta be back 由 six, I’m going to the bar tonight.”

“Thanks, Bye!” I 说 fast and hung up. I gave thumbs up to Danny and she did her little dance outside the front office window. The receptionist gave me a bus pass and Danny and I ran to get on her route.

“Sorry, I can’t find a 座位 anywhere,” 说 Danny as we enter the gigantic, yellow vehicle. We looked around until Zach, an 8th grader sat up, blushed a deep red that was almost orange, and moved to sit with a scrawny 6th grader. We took his old 座位 and Danny 说 thank you.

“Why do boys 爱情 你 so much?” I asked Danny as the engine to the bus roared to life signaling our departure.

“They do?” She asked with a puzzled look on her face.

“Yeah, the boys are always giving 你 stuff and saying hi. I bet Zach has a crush on 你 because he blushed the brightest shade of red I’ve ever seen.”

“Oh, I’ve never thought of it that way. It doesn’t matter though, because I don’t really care for popularity.” It’s true. She says she would rather be me because I don’t have to be so perfect for the teachers all the time and because I have younger siblings. She only has an older brother who is attending Harvard academy.

The rest of the ride we talked about math and our day. I showed her a painting I made of her in art class and her face spread with delight. The one thing that I am proud of in my life is my artistic skills.

Once we reached Danny’s long driveway we jumped out and raced the long walk to her front door. Of course I won and once we entered through the big wooden door, Daisy, Danny’s 浓情巧克力 Labrador jumped onto me and gave me a giant wet kiss. I laughed and hugged the old friend back. 雏菊, 黛西 knows me really well; I was there when they adopted her.

Danny and I dropped our bags and kicked off our shoes and laid them 由 the door. I could smell cinnamon rolls coming from the kitchen. We ran in and found Mrs. Brown just about pulling out gooey, frosting covered cinnamon rolls from the white oven.

“HI Janie!” she said, pulling of her 烤箱 mitts and grabbing me into a 熊 hug. ”How’s your dad?” she asked me. She went to Danny and gave her a 吻乐队(Kiss) on the head.

“He’s fine.” I 说 pulling a plate from there cupboard and grabbing a bun. Don’t freak out, I could walk into their house while their eating 晚餐 and they’d just welcome me to eat with them. I opened the fridge and pulled out a carton of 牛奶 while Danny got the cups.

“So how was school?” asked Mrs. Brown.

“It was tests galore!” Danny answered. I laughed and began to eat as I pulled out my homework.

When we finished the work Danny and I ran up to her room. The door was covered in fake plants just like her locker door. Inside the bedroom was clean and the green 床, 床上 was neatly made. In the corner was her 台, 办公桌 and in the window was her wooden wind chime I made her 2 years ago. Posters of 动物 covered the walls along with pictures of our families. One picture that stood above her 床, 床上 was the picture of Mrs. Brown, My mom, Danny and me. We were all on the 海滩 with 雏菊, 黛西 swimming in the light blue water in the backround. I traced my hand around my mother’s face and looked away. My mother was my best friend. She knew me like no one else did. Sometimes I can’t believe she’s gone forever.

While I stared at the pictures of the past Danny went to her window and began to water her plants. Out of the corner of my eye I saw Danny wave her hand around a small plant that hadn’t been growing. A green sparkling mist appeared around the plant and it began to grow higher.

“DANNY!! WHAT DID 你 JUST DO?” I almost screamed as I stared at her in awe.

Danny’s smiling; happy face began to turn into a frown. “Um….nothing…I just…uh…” She stuttered looking around.

“Tell me the truth!! We always do. What aren’t 你 telling me? 你 just did some magic hocus pocus on your plant!”

“No I didn’t! Your eyes are just playing tricks on 你 that’s all. It’s not possible for someone to have magic powers let alone me!”

“Daniela Jane Brown, are 你 lying to me?” I asked with a pleading look in my eyes.

For a few moments we were silent. “Janie….I...I can’t tell you. But it is really remarkable.

Please….realize….I can’t tell you. Believe me I want to…..but my mother won’t allow.”

“What? How is using sparkly magic stuff on your plant a secret?”
“I…..I….”

“Fine I get it. 你 can’t tell me. Lets just change the subject…..don’t we?” I said, afraid this small argument could turn into something bigger.

“Good idea. So…um…do 你 want to go outside?” She asked. Danny’s house is right in front of a gigantic forest that is 说 to be the 首页 to wolves, bears, and coyotes. Ever since we were younger, Danny and I have secretly explored and visited the forest looking for the animals. Mainly because Danny’s 最喜爱的 animal is the 熊 and because I just want a good look.

Even though it was November and the forecast 说 it was supposed to snow, I didn’t pull on a jacket. Danny pulled on a long green winter sweater and mittens.

As we entered her backyard Danny began to shiver. “Janie…..aren’t…..you…..cold?” She asked trying to warm herself.

“Ha, no not at all. Actually I’m I bit warm. I enjoy the cold, 你 know that.”

She nodded and we headed into the forest. When we were in 3rd grade Danny’s dad helped us build a 树 fort on one of the old trees. Like always Danny and I immediately ran to the 树 fort in the freezing, 苦 cold. But as I walked I still felt warm, like I was sitting 下一个 to a crackling 火, 消防 in a heated house. As little girls, a tradition Danny and I had was we would sleep in the fort every summer. Since school started this year, we hadn’t gone into the old fort in a long time.

As we climbed the wooden ladder up to the roofed little 树 hut, I heard a 狼 howling out in the distance. I shivered, but not because I was cold, but because the wolf’s howl was a howl of pain and agony. I felt just like it. Hurt, almost dead. I felt a pain in my back and my head began to grow foggy.

“Danny…..” I whispered as I began to fall to the earth. My ears ringed to the wolf’s howl and my eyes began to close. As I hit the ground I sensed the feel of the wolf’s four paws off in the distance. I moaned in pain and grief for the wolf, like the 狼 was me.

“Janie, what’s wrong?!?!” Danny asked, concerned. I couldn’t speak, my body couldn’t move. All I had the strength to do was howl out to the 狼 in the distance as if I was a 狼 too.
As I weaved through the crowded hallway, I focussed on the rhythm of my footsteps. I was lost. It was as if I was a new student 或者 something. Now that Annabella was gone, the hallway made me dizzy with fear. I stood in this hallway and whined, begging for her not to leave. This is where I shared the last hug I will ever share with Annabella. When you're with your best friend, nothing matters. When 你 know you'll never see her again, not even a faint light of happiness appears at the end of the freight tunnel.
I had a hard life. We all do. I lived in a small mountain town in North Carolina...
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posted by Puppetmaster111
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posted by Diblover111
 This picture is also done 由 ak-47
This picture is also done by ak-47
Please note: Everything before the dotted line thing is not done 由 me, it is done 由
ak-47. Just a couple differences in our writing: 1 They did theirs in 3rd person, I’m doing mine in 1st, point of view Dib. 2, They mention Dib is in pajamas, in mine Dib is in his normal clothes. Oh, and this story will continue. This is just the first part. Ok, here it is…

Dib stumbled out from the door, coughing and wheezing. He took a few steps 前锋, 期待 before turning his eyes, red rimmed with smoke and exhaustion towards his burning house.
"Dad! Gaz!"
With a burst of adrenaline, he sped back towards...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
I'm here to tell 你 that I 爱情 you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that 你 hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here to tell 你 that I'm yours forever.
You're here to say, no, and never.
I'm here to explain that you're the best.
You're here to tell me 你 could care less.

I'm here to hug 你 when you're sad.
You're here to tell me my hugs are bad.
I'm here to tell 你 how smart 你 are.
You're here to say smart I'm far from.

I'm here to tell 你 that I 爱情 you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that 你 hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Before 你 read this, note that this is not in anyway encouraging the abuse of illegal, 或者 even legal substances. This is simply stating that it will take 你 down a dark road - one that once 你 start, 你 can't go back. You'll be falling through quicksand, without arms, and no one's going to pull 你 out.

I am lost.
An impossible path I'd sought.
But only treachery it brought.
And pre-decided fights I had fought -
All of which I, unfortunately, lost.

Loved, I am, and also feared.
Silence blares, it rings out clear.
Yet, we stay together, huddled near.
The silence is still all I can hear.

Lies persist...
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posted by candyangel
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. 龙 say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. 鱼 say blub blub blub.

13. 独角兽 say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
posted by itachifan1
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posted by CullenProperty
I'm a little pawn still in your game
And 你 ignore my advances
I turn my head and I look away
But I can't control my eyes are on you

Oh, you're on the run and I'm chasing you
Feels like war with all your glances
I'm just a boy without a clue
And I can't control following you

But it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me

I know 你 better than 你 know
You can fight but it's not over
I say to stop but 你 start to go
I guess that means it's L-O-V-E

I say to look but 你 turn away
I say we put our best foot forward
Will 你 believe,...
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mysterious 爱情

- chapter 13-





"Ok 你 can open them now."
When I opened my eyes my mouth droped.
"Go carts! How did...when did...THATS AWESOME!"
He laughed "I thought 你 would like them."
"Well 你 were right! " Then I realized I was 表演 like a 6 年 old in front of the hottest guy I had ever seen.
"I mean umm... there...great?"
"Dont worry your not 表演 like a six 年 old." Mathew smiled at me.

How did he no that?


Then of course me being me.i
I 说 the stupied possible thing any body could EVER say.

"You look so cute when 你 smile like that." I could just imagin the big hearts in my eyes....
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Angelas POV

-Jenna, Jenna, wake up!!-I said
-Huh..I'm awake, mum. I'm awake. School time?!-She answered
-No, silly, it's Angela.
-Angela? What da.?
-Listen, and listen carefully. I'm a werewolf. I'll 显示 you.
-Hahaha.-She started laughing!
-Shut up, and listen, Jenna! PLEASE! And I have a talent..My dreams are actually reality. Whatever I do in my dreams actually happens. If I dream in Paris, I will really be in Paris! I can take pictures and do everything like when I'm awake.
-Angela, why are 你 kidding with me?
-I'm not-I yelled -Please believe me, please!
-Show me!
-Okay. Jump on my back!

After...
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posted by lexie2635
This is my first fanfiction.I hope 你 like it. Please 评论 down below about what 你 like, what 你 don’t like, and what 你 want to see next.Short chapter.

Introduction:
A penpal relationship is often used to practice 阅读 and 写作 in a foreign language, to improve literacy, to learn 更多 about other countries and life-styles, and to make friendships. As with any friendships in life, some people remain penpals for only a short time, while others continue to exchange letters and presents life-long. Some penpals eventually arrange to meet face to face. Some pen pals even get married....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond 移动 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got 首页 and found the wife preparing 晚餐 and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 更多 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she 回复 back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
posted by Bibelot
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic 秒 line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying 你 simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I 爱情 your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
added by tanyya
Ok so we all hear 爱情 stories, but this one is special. Ok so lets start the story. Ok the was a girl named Marie and she was in 10th grade so one 日 she was walking in the halls with her 老友记 and then BUMP! She ran into Noah(her crush) she blushes then says "I'M SOOOOO SORRY NOAH!!!"Then Noah says "It's ok" then my friend(Sarah) 说 in Marie's ear "Someone likes Noah." Then Marie 说 "SHUT IT!!!!!" Then Noah 说 "Well bye Marie see ya in science." Then Marie 说 "Ya bye" He grins and waves. Marie walks to science class then sat 由 Noah. Then Noah said"Hey Marie" then she says "Hi"....
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I don't know why I'm bothering, nobody's gonna read it probably.. But after watching the famishly bad Nostalgia Critic review, and just how much Doug was missing the point, I wanted to make my own opinions on it.. I would call it a review, but this isn't rating the film as much as giving my personal opinions about it.. I'm not the first, there are many analyze 视频 on YouTube, it's been studied to death like The Shining.. So mine is a lot 更多 simplified..

So I'll admit I wasn't always a huge 粉, 粉色 Floyd 粉丝 before this album. Obviously I do 爱情 them now.. The 墙 really made a 粉, 粉色 Floyd...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: 你 interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. 你 know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and 移动 right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the 月 this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first 日 of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first 日 of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Mean Equestria Girls...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: We have some good news!
Master Sword: Me, and Tom have just gotten back from starring in a movie.
Audience: Cool.
Tom: Damn right it's cool. We starred as two bad guys in a film called CHiPs. The main villain was Gordon Suite-
Master Sword: And we also got to meet Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. It was awesome!
Tom: 嘿 Master Sword, 下一个 time 你 interrupt me, let me know first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW 年 ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some 枪 into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I 爱情 Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it....
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