随意 Article: Where Do Balloons Go?

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posted by zanesaaomgfan

I have certain age ranges. I made it up based on the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. [I was there!]

For kids under 4:

Balloons go up to the North Pole. There, Santa's elves will decide if the person who let go of it should be on the Nice 或者 Naughty List. If Santa's elves thinks you've been nice, 你 will be on the Nice 列表 forever. If Santa's elves been naughty, 你 will be on the naughty 列表 until 你 send a good balloon up. Send a red balloon.

For Kids 5-8:

Balloons go up to God[Or whoever 你 believe in], the place where he decides if 你 should stay with him 或者 go down below.

For kids over 9:

Up the sky, eventually, it'll explode.

:D

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 3 others like this

xXxJDloverxXx Here's another one 'For kids over 12: who gives a damn?' hehe :D

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Anorexic 芭比娃娃

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aww cute kittys!

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The Power of Sarcasm (if this offends anyone... i'm sorry)

posted by milorox18

-If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty

like that's gonna happen

-It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt

now ya tell me!

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

can u say hypocrites?

-If at first 你 don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

that reminds of this one chick

-You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me

they like me better! they like me better!

-My imaginary friend thinks 你 have some serious...

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Smiling 动物

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29 Reasons Why Girls Rule

posted by milorox18

REASONS WHY GIRLS RULE:

1.We got off the 泰坦尼克号 first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character 或者 the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing....