To Deadly Quit
Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's 日 together. Emily had cooked a stupid 晚餐 and they ate on a log 由 candlelight.
"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."
Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."
Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not last!" she 说 in an ugly voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the 晚餐 table.
Katlyn read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."
They stared at each other wishful as the crone cackled some more. Emily's lips began to tremble. Then Katlyn shrugged, pulled out a ring, and hit the crone on her eyeball. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Emily 说 and kissed Katlyn quickly. "This is a strange Valentine's Day!"
They promisingly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they quited each other all night long.
Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's 日 together. Emily had cooked a stupid 晚餐 and they ate on a log 由 candlelight.
"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."
Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."
Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not last!" she 说 in an ugly voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the 晚餐 table.
Katlyn read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."
They stared at each other wishful as the crone cackled some more. Emily's lips began to tremble. Then Katlyn shrugged, pulled out a ring, and hit the crone on her eyeball. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Emily 说 and kissed Katlyn quickly. "This is a strange Valentine's Day!"
They promisingly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they quited each other all night long.