I was born on a 花生 plantation 62 秒 before my dad blinked for the kajillionth time. The turkeys played an orchestra piece called "Eat my shorts", 由 Bart Simpson. Homer was right there, eating a donut, when Marge walked in with a turkey baster. Immediately, the orchestra fled to Treasure Island to retrieve a '92 Toyota Corona. Then Sir Francis 鸭, 德雷克 showed up to ask me if I could cut his hair. He said, "I needeth a cuteth of my hair to impress Medusa." So I hopped on my hovercraft and grabbed my scissors. He gave me a pice of 浓情巧克力 做傻事, 福吉 cake as a reward. I suddenly needed my diaper changed, so I went to my mommy and said, "Mom, I made a cow pie. Either give me a new diaper, 或者 eat my patty." She patted my head and changed me. And that's all about the 日 I was born.
Please dont say there was a reason why
My life has changed forever
It will never be the same
Am i just a pawn being played in your game?
Tell me to 移动 on with life
Forget it and be strong
But deep down way inside i dont want to go along
If 你 were there for me i wouldn't have just left
But if i am dead then what is the price of death
Im sick of playing with my life
I will never rest in peace
Not until the one that destroyed me
Has died a destruction death
Ok
It's time!
Get your popcorn.
Get your root bear.
get your chair.
Get your potato chip and eat it.
Famous Quotes:
1.The Beginning is the most important part of work.
2.Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another. "What 你 too? I thought i was the only one"
3.I shut my eyes in order to see.
4.Our Anxiety does not come from thinking about the future,but from wanting to control it.
5.A 日 With out laughter is a 日 wasted.
6.The Earth Has 音乐 For those who can listen.
7.Kind words can be short and easy to speak,but there echoes are turly endless.
8.You grow up the first 日 你 have first laugh- at yourself
It's time!
Get your popcorn.
Get your root bear.
get your chair.
Get your potato chip and eat it.
Famous Quotes:
1.The Beginning is the most important part of work.
2.Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another. "What 你 too? I thought i was the only one"
3.I shut my eyes in order to see.
4.Our Anxiety does not come from thinking about the future,but from wanting to control it.
5.A 日 With out laughter is a 日 wasted.
6.The Earth Has 音乐 For those who can listen.
7.Kind words can be short and easy to speak,but there echoes are turly endless.
8.You grow up the first 日 你 have first laugh- at yourself
