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So this 随意 kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone 你 want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I 说 “What?” and she 说 “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
    One thought that occurred to me today was (those of 你 that have little siblings out there will get what I’m saying here) older siblings like to torment their younger siblings. That’s just the way things go. Don’t even try to deny what I’m saying older siblings, 你 know it’s true. However, do 你 guys notice that when someone else tries to bother your younger brother/sister 你 automatically get mad and defend them? It’s kind of an attitude like ‘No, I am the only one that’s allowed to bug my sibling, so back off.’ That’s how I am with my little brother, and I’ve noticed it with my friends’ siblings too.
    When you’re a kid, adults spend a lot of time trying to convince 你 that cliques don’t really exist, and that the TV shows that 你 watch are just exaggerating, and then 你 get to middle school and you’re like, ‘Oh my god 迪士尼 Channel was right.’ It is, too. I saw this boy in the hallways today who wore his pants up really high, with his 衬衫 tucked in and big glasses and braces. He was in the 神奇宝贝 club. Just as I was laughing, I heard him speak. He had the squeakiest voice ever I laughed soooo hard. (I feel so mean right now, and I know karmas going to 冲床 me in the face someday, but just come on.)
    I have decided on my 万圣节前夕 costume for this year, and I have to say, it is epic. I am going to be… A CEREAL KILLER! A cereal killer costume is a black 衬衫 and pants with boxes of cereal with knives in them stuck on them. Epic right?
    Alright, I’m done. :D


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