Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered 由 our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 秒 (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call 你 forth.
Hoping 你 are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered 由 our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 秒 (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call 你 forth.
Hoping 你 are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
Tonight 你 go on a murder spree.
It happens every week.
I'm hoping that 你 won't kill me.
你 buy weapons and guns.
你 are certainly hooked.
你 go crazy when your victim runs.
Once the 识骨寻踪 are torn.
你 cannot turn back.
I hate to say a war is born.
你 may think it's a-thrilling,
To end so many lives.
But 你 should not go a-killing.
你 like it when your victims go jumping,
They give out loud hollers.
But you'll soon come to nothing.
Your stopping people from eating,
This trouble needs to stop.
No 更多 talking, no 更多 beating.
I know this will not cease,
It has been a 年 now,
你 have become a beast.
My friend, my friend.
It happens every week.
I'm hoping that 你 won't kill me.
你 buy weapons and guns.
你 are certainly hooked.
你 go crazy when your victim runs.
Once the 识骨寻踪 are torn.
你 cannot turn back.
I hate to say a war is born.
你 may think it's a-thrilling,
To end so many lives.
But 你 should not go a-killing.
你 like it when your victims go jumping,
They give out loud hollers.
But you'll soon come to nothing.
Your stopping people from eating,
This trouble needs to stop.
No 更多 talking, no 更多 beating.
I know this will not cease,
It has been a 年 now,
你 have become a beast.
My friend, my friend.
here u go
1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the 最佳, 返回页首 of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the 商店 has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the 商店
if 你 have done one 或者 更多 of these tips 你 should have benn 王座, 宝座 out
have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the 最佳, 返回页首 of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the 商店 has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the 商店
if 你 have done one 或者 更多 of these tips 你 should have benn 王座, 宝座 out
have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
