1.everyone around 你 has an attitude problem
2.your adding 浓情巧克力 chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything 你 say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive 你 crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and 你 just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to 冲床 someone without a reason
12.if 你 start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if 你 were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give 你 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so 你 know*
2.your adding 浓情巧克力 chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything 你 say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive 你 crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and 你 just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to 冲床 someone without a reason
12.if 你 start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if 你 were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give 你 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so 你 know*
She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.
“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.
This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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One of my favorite book series'.
Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American 音乐 Awards coming up on the 21st of November.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend 亚瑟小子 and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, 凯莎 and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
你 can vote for your 收藏夹 on the event webpage here: American 音乐 Awards.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend 亚瑟小子 and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, 凯莎 and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
你 can vote for your 收藏夹 on the event webpage here: American 音乐 Awards.
This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
5 更多 incredibly 随意 stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and 随意 in it's own way....
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is 耶稣 Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide 由 zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is 耶稣 Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide 由 zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates 你 , like constantly talking 或者 doing everything 你 do , well im gonna help 你 deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , 你 can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a 枕头 in 你 purse/bag , so if 你 need to scream , scream in the 枕头 , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , 你 COULD use them to block that person out , but studies 显示 that if that person happens to 吞, 燕子 one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav 芭比娃娃 doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , 你 can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a 枕头 in 你 purse/bag , so if 你 need to scream , scream in the 枕头 , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , 你 COULD use them to block that person out , but studies 显示 that if that person happens to 吞, 燕子 one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav 芭比娃娃 doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
Are You MAD!?
I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't 粉丝 anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their 个人资料 and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to 粉丝 someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a 粉丝 of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my 下一个 reason...
If 你 have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to 粉丝 you.
However, if i can see that you're a 粉丝 of 'Random' 或者 'Harry Potter' 或者 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will 粉丝 你 back.
On the other hand, if 你 are looking at this thinking that 你 haven't done any of these things, then feel free to 粉丝 me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to 粉丝 someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a 粉丝 of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my 下一个 reason...
If 你 have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to 粉丝 you.
However, if i can see that you're a 粉丝 of 'Random' 或者 'Harry Potter' 或者 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will 粉丝 你 back.
On the other hand, if 你 are looking at this thinking that 你 haven't done any of these things, then feel free to 粉丝 me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
