1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.
2. When they say, "What are 你 doing?", say, "What are 你 doing?" (emphasize the YOU)
3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the 长椅, 沙发 until 你 give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)
4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant they bought it from, then say, "Ugh! Never go there again!"
5. When they tell 你 it's homemade, excuse yourself from the table, go into the 下一个 room, and laugh, 或者 pretend to gag.
6. WHEN THEY HAVE COMPANY: Walk into the room, and say loudly, "Hey, how's your disgusting toe fungus?" Look at the company and say, "She has disgusting toe fungus. Highly contagious."
7. WHEN THEY COME 首页 FROM WORK: Ask them about their day. When they start talking, interrupt them and say, "You know, I really don't care." Start telling them about your day.
8. AFTER THEY CLEAN THE TOILETS: Say, "Oh, good. 你 cleaned the toilets, cuz I had a HUGE 豆 卷饼, 墨西哥卷饼 right now!"
9. ON CHRISTMAS: Ask them their least 最喜爱的 color. Then say, "Oh, because I bought 你 a whole new wardrobe that color!"
10. WHEN THEY'RE REMODELING THEIR ROOM: Walk in and say, "You're not actually painting it this color, are you?"
2. When they say, "What are 你 doing?", say, "What are 你 doing?" (emphasize the YOU)
3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the 长椅, 沙发 until 你 give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)
4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant they bought it from, then say, "Ugh! Never go there again!"
5. When they tell 你 it's homemade, excuse yourself from the table, go into the 下一个 room, and laugh, 或者 pretend to gag.
6. WHEN THEY HAVE COMPANY: Walk into the room, and say loudly, "Hey, how's your disgusting toe fungus?" Look at the company and say, "She has disgusting toe fungus. Highly contagious."
7. WHEN THEY COME 首页 FROM WORK: Ask them about their day. When they start talking, interrupt them and say, "You know, I really don't care." Start telling them about your day.
8. AFTER THEY CLEAN THE TOILETS: Say, "Oh, good. 你 cleaned the toilets, cuz I had a HUGE 豆 卷饼, 墨西哥卷饼 right now!"
9. ON CHRISTMAS: Ask them their least 最喜爱的 color. Then say, "Oh, because I bought 你 a whole new wardrobe that color!"
10. WHEN THEY'RE REMODELING THEIR ROOM: Walk in and say, "You're not actually painting it this color, are you?"
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy 熊 and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. 你 hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as 你 can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say 你 were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a 随意 person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive 你 cheated on me with that whore" and point to a 随意 girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If 你 are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If 你 are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz 或者 dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy 熊 and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. 你 hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as 你 can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say 你 were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a 随意 person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive 你 cheated on me with that whore" and point to a 随意 girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If 你 are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If 你 are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz 或者 dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the 下一个 week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told 你 I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell 你 again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can 你 tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the 下一个 week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told 你 I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell 你 again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can 你 tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because 你 爱情 someone else doesn't mean 你 have to break one 更多 heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how 你 look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, 你 can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if 你 dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who 你 want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when 你 can enjoy being who 你 are.
-Alana
if 你 let yourself down, 你 let everyone behind 你 down.
-Alana
your first 爱情 will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because 你 爱情 someone else doesn't mean 你 have to break one 更多 heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how 你 look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, 你 can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if 你 dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who 你 want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when 你 can enjoy being who 你 are.
-Alana
if 你 let yourself down, 你 let everyone behind 你 down.
-Alana
your first 爱情 will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.
Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.
They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.
Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, 你 let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do....
