There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he 说 "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just 爱情 alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and 描述 and he put the man inside and 说 "see 你 in 100 years" and locked the door.
To the 秒 man he asked the same 问题 and the man replied "oh man I just 爱情 to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of georgeous and beautiful naked women. The man ran inside and the devil 说 "see 你 in 100 years" and locked the door.
The third man's answer to the 问题 was "oh man I just 爱情 weed! Im high all the time man and I can't live without it!". The devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A bud you've ever seen, stacked to the roof! The man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying "see 你 in 100 years".
100 years later the devil came 由 to let the three men out. He opened the door to the first man's room and found the man collapsed on the ground, passed out with empty bottles laying around him and puke all over him. He was a mess.
The devil opened the 2nd man's door and the man came running out of the room and cried "IM GAY! IM GAY!". Finally the devil came to the third man's room and opened the door. Sitting in the middle of all the bud, in the exact same position the devil had left him in was the man. He looked up at the devil and with a single tear rolling down his cheek he asked ; "hey man, got a light?"
To he first he 说 "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just 爱情 alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and 描述 and he put the man inside and 说 "see 你 in 100 years" and locked the door.
To the 秒 man he asked the same 问题 and the man replied "oh man I just 爱情 to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of georgeous and beautiful naked women. The man ran inside and the devil 说 "see 你 in 100 years" and locked the door.
The third man's answer to the 问题 was "oh man I just 爱情 weed! Im high all the time man and I can't live without it!". The devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A bud you've ever seen, stacked to the roof! The man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying "see 你 in 100 years".
100 years later the devil came 由 to let the three men out. He opened the door to the first man's room and found the man collapsed on the ground, passed out with empty bottles laying around him and puke all over him. He was a mess.
The devil opened the 2nd man's door and the man came running out of the room and cried "IM GAY! IM GAY!". Finally the devil came to the third man's room and opened the door. Sitting in the middle of all the bud, in the exact same position the devil had left him in was the man. He looked up at the devil and with a single tear rolling down his cheek he asked ; "hey man, got a light?"
Selena is being threatened 由 disgruntled 粉丝 because of Justin Bieber. She has had to endure an attack on her 脸谱 and Twitter accounts to boot!
A few days 以前 Selena 粉丝 on social media networks were shocked when they saw messages like this: "Oh yeh, Justin Bieber suc **!!!"," this message is for Puha, 你 your bi ** ** ".O_O
What was happening? Well, some joker named PkinJ0r hacked Sel's Twitter and Facebook!
Luckily, Selena then realized what was going on and began to solve the problem, but not before leaving this reassuring message to fans: "Sorry everybody. My 脸谱 page and my Twitter account has been hacked and we're cleaning it up. "
Since attacks on 名人 accounts are nothing new, it can't do much damage.
A few days 以前 Selena 粉丝 on social media networks were shocked when they saw messages like this: "Oh yeh, Justin Bieber suc **!!!"," this message is for Puha, 你 your bi ** ** ".O_O
What was happening? Well, some joker named PkinJ0r hacked Sel's Twitter and Facebook!
Luckily, Selena then realized what was going on and began to solve the problem, but not before leaving this reassuring message to fans: "Sorry everybody. My 脸谱 page and my Twitter account has been hacked and we're cleaning it up. "
Since attacks on 名人 accounts are nothing new, it can't do much damage.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
It was a dark and stormy night in Naboo. Rain was falling down hard as lightning strikes flashed nearby, followed with the sounds of thunder.
Imperial Officer: *Slowly walking back and forth, making sure the Stormtroopers load everything onto the 星, 星级 Destroyers* Not long now, just keep it moving!
What the Imperials didn't notice was that a Metra, was parked 下一个 to two AT-ST's. Inside was a female officer being held hostage 由 two Rebel's.
Their Metra is the one on the bottom: link
The driver was...
