sometimes i feel like saying okaaaaaayyyyyy..... to life... it's weird and SURPRISING!!!
或者 yell WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... cz i'm tired, u know??
或者 say FUCK YOU!!!!! BITCH!! asshole!! CRAP!!! SHITHOLE!!! WHORE!!! SUN OF A BITCH!!! cz those pple just get in my way when they shouldn't!!!
i feel like smiling to Winnie th Pooh and watching old 迪士尼 classics and just 删除 all my 老友记 #s from my contact 列表 cz... THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, but.. then i don't cz... i remember.. i don't understand them either!!! they're.. WEIRD!! those are the reasons why we fit PERFECTLY!!
i feel like saying WHY GOD?? on average days
and say to him FINE!!!! on really shitty days
i feel like I HATE MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!! but i 爱情 her u know...?? so i hug her :)
and when i enter my room i say HI!! u know... cz it's MY room, MY stuff, MY world.. u know!
i'm not a gangster but i understand their songs and i believe that DONALD TRUMP is so lucky he has money but CRAP!! he's ewwwwww
and then i say WTF??? i'm so weird, 或者 m i normal?????
please 支持 或者 become a 粉丝 或者 whatever if u think i'm not phsyco 或者 cz u feel the same way
或者 yell WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... cz i'm tired, u know??
或者 say FUCK YOU!!!!! BITCH!! asshole!! CRAP!!! SHITHOLE!!! WHORE!!! SUN OF A BITCH!!! cz those pple just get in my way when they shouldn't!!!
i feel like smiling to Winnie th Pooh and watching old 迪士尼 classics and just 删除 all my 老友记 #s from my contact 列表 cz... THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, but.. then i don't cz... i remember.. i don't understand them either!!! they're.. WEIRD!! those are the reasons why we fit PERFECTLY!!
i feel like saying WHY GOD?? on average days
and say to him FINE!!!! on really shitty days
i feel like I HATE MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!! but i 爱情 her u know...?? so i hug her :)
and when i enter my room i say HI!! u know... cz it's MY room, MY stuff, MY world.. u know!
i'm not a gangster but i understand their songs and i believe that DONALD TRUMP is so lucky he has money but CRAP!! he's ewwwwww
and then i say WTF??? i'm so weird, 或者 m i normal?????
please 支持 或者 become a 粉丝 或者 whatever if u think i'm not phsyco 或者 cz u feel the same way
This prank doesn't need anything but a friend who understands dirty jokes and yourself.
You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...
By this point 你 need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.
You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit 你 in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...
The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!
-Ray
You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...
By this point 你 need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.
You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit 你 in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...
The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!
-Ray
I run my fastest
But still get beat.
I land on my head
When I should be on my feet.
I try to 移动 forward‚
But I am stuck in rewind.
Why do I keep at it?
I won't be left behind.
The harder I am thrown‚
The higher I bounce.
I give it my all‚
And that's all that counts.
In first place‚
Myself‚ I seldom find.
So I push to the limit-
I won't be left behind.
Some people tell me 你 can't‚
Some say don't.
Some simply give up.
I reply‚ I won't
The power is here‚
Locked away in my mind.
My perserverance is my excellence‚
I won't be left behind.
Make the best of each moment‚
The future is soon the past.
The 更多 I tell myself this‚
The less I come in last.
Throughout my competitions‚
I've learned what winning is about.
A plain and clear lesson-
Giving up is the wasy way out.
So every night before I go to bed‚
I hope in a small way I have shined.
Tomorrow is a brand-new day‚
And I won't be left behind.
This is not mine‚ it was written 由 Sara Nachtman
But still get beat.
I land on my head
When I should be on my feet.
I try to 移动 forward‚
But I am stuck in rewind.
Why do I keep at it?
I won't be left behind.
The harder I am thrown‚
The higher I bounce.
I give it my all‚
And that's all that counts.
In first place‚
Myself‚ I seldom find.
So I push to the limit-
I won't be left behind.
Some people tell me 你 can't‚
Some say don't.
Some simply give up.
I reply‚ I won't
The power is here‚
Locked away in my mind.
My perserverance is my excellence‚
I won't be left behind.
Make the best of each moment‚
The future is soon the past.
The 更多 I tell myself this‚
The less I come in last.
Throughout my competitions‚
I've learned what winning is about.
A plain and clear lesson-
Giving up is the wasy way out.
So every night before I go to bed‚
I hope in a small way I have shined.
Tomorrow is a brand-new day‚
And I won't be left behind.
This is not mine‚ it was written 由 Sara Nachtman